As a a groundskeeper I get to spend a lot of time at colleges and universitys and on occasion, I get talk to the liberal, so-called 'educated' teachers and professors. Although I am used to exteme ignorance from these retards on matters like politics, science, creation, invisible cloud dwelling dieties and such, I recently ran into an especially whacked out liberal instructor. He stated that if there was a major catastrophy, like a dirty bomb in a crowded city and water and food were in short supply, people should work together for a solution that would be logical and in the best interest of all the people!!!! I mean, get a life loser! That had to be the craziest idea that I've ever heard!
Everyone knows that in a crisis, the first thing to do is get out your guns, revert to the law of the jungle, 'every man for themselves' concept, and blast anyone you suspect may want something from you, like some water, food for their kids, medicine and such. Sure, it looks innocent to see a child or elderly person at your door asking for a blanket, insulin or some other frivolous made up item, but as Christians, we know it is a scam to gain access to our homes for the sole purpose of molesting our children, raping our wives and sodomising us men for hours on end. Our founding fathers were well aware of the fact that in a crisis, strong adherence to the second ammendment allows the most prepared of us to obtain our basic needs from our neighbors who really aren't deserving of their belongings anyway. Praise Jesus and pass the ammo!
Everyone knows that in a crisis, the first thing to do is get out your guns, revert to the law of the jungle, 'every man for themselves' concept, and blast anyone you suspect may want something from you, like some water, food for their kids, medicine and such. Sure, it looks innocent to see a child or elderly person at your door asking for a blanket, insulin or some other frivolous made up item, but as Christians, we know it is a scam to gain access to our homes for the sole purpose of molesting our children, raping our wives and sodomising us men for hours on end. Our founding fathers were well aware of the fact that in a crisis, strong adherence to the second ammendment allows the most prepared of us to obtain our basic needs from our neighbors who really aren't deserving of their belongings anyway. Praise Jesus and pass the ammo!


Such a True Christian(tm) man 


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