New Pope - New Anti-Christ

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

VATICAN CITY — Throngs jamming St. Peter's Square roared with joy as Argentine Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, archbishop of Buenos Aires, stepped onto the balcony as the new pope and leader of the world's 1.2 billion Catholics.

The crowd grew silent as Bergoglio, 76, recited the Lord's Prayer and a Hail Mary.

So, there we have it - the non-event of the year! A New Anti-Christ posing as God's telephone exchange, chants his worship of Mary.

For information, he's basically a Beaner, so he'll spend most of his time cleaning out fonts, holy wells and other water-based objects.

He says he doesn't mind Gays (unlike God) but is against them marrying - which is a travesty of God's Word.

Expect more lightning strikes at the Vatican.

No one placed a bet on #3, that miserable cretin, so Landover benefits to the max!

[Godfly]

Taco Pope

They made a Mexican pope! That pope hat is about to get a whole lot sillier. On the bright side the Vatican lawns will look beautiful.

I wonder, will the Eucharist be nacho cheese flavored from now on?

[Alterboy]

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I always knew the antiChrist would be a Latino...

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Pope "Francis I" - sounds nancy boy homer to me.

[Godfly]

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Pope "Francis I" - sounds nancy boy homer to me.

Francis the Taco Pope.

[BelieverInGod]

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I always knew the antiChrist would be a Latino...

Need to read your Bible there kiddo,

There are many antichrists

1st John 4:3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.

I believe you're confusing antichrists with the Beast of Revalation, a common mistake for papists.

[Alterboy]

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Need to read your Bible there kiddo,

There are many antichrists

1st John 4:3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.

I believe you're confusing antichrists with the Beast of Revalation, a common mistake for papists.

I am humbled by your godly wisdom.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Are they sure he's not an illegal? Does he have a Vatican green card?

[FreeFromBrains]

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I am humbled by your godly wisdom.

Ha!!

You let a woman instruct you: what kind of xian are you?

[BelieverInGod]

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Ha!!

You let a woman instruct you: what kind of xian are you?

He's more man than you'll ever be.

At least he understands the difference between a woman teaching in church and a woman pointing out an error in scripture.

You're so confused you don't know if you have an innie or an outtie.

[Paragon of virtue]

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I guess it's somewhat interesting to see a new pope get elected, but now that it's over, it has no meaning for me whatsoever. I will keep an eye out to see how many more wetbacks can actually fit in the Vatican. There may also be opportunities to see cock fights and grab a chalupa if you ever decide to take the tour.

[august]

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He certainly seems to care about the poor. For that reason, I will support him.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The end of this papacy is already in sight. Here we have the start of the scandal:

The hunt is on for split choir-boys.

[Nobar King]

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I checked online to see if there is a Taco Bell in Rome so that the new pope will feel more at home, but the only one in Rome is in Rome, Georgia.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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He has wasted no time in revealing himself as an anti-christ.