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The following report will be of interest to all those who question that the True Christianity™ of Landover Baptist Church is the only True way of worshipping the True Triune God who is One and Three.
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The Orthodontist Church is well-known to be a Johnny-come-lately cult founded by people who just could not stomach Catholicism but required some other idiocy to believe.
The Orthodontist Church was popular under the madman Communist "El Presidente" Ceausescu, who called it “The perfect scam: a tax on stupidity.”
However, even Ceausescu would have admitted that demons of flatulence that possess hairdryers are no laughing matter and what thisRoomenian Rumainer Remanean Eastern European needs is a exorcism service second to none. One with a money back guarantee, one that gets to the root of the problem and drives those Devils back to Satan!
Landover does not even have to know whereRoomenia Rumaina Remania Eastern Europe is! Jesus knows and that is good enough!
I await a reply to the letter I have sent quoting a very reasonable $2,500 for an initial spiritual survey of the home to be followed (if demons are found and they usually are) by the full, deluxe, Remote Gaderene Exorcism (pigs extra) complete with a DVD of the whole episode (plus bonus sermons by Pastor Zeke.)
Romanian lawyer sues his bishop and four priests claiming they failed to properly exorcise flatulent demons in his house
A Romanian lawyer is suing his local Orthodox bishop and four priests claiming they failed to properly exorcise flatulent demons that were forcing him out of his home.
Madalin Ciculescu, 34, accused the five of fraud after they turned up several times to exercise the demons which were responsible for the bad smells that were ruining his business.
He claimed that after the failed exorcism the demons even started haunting him at his home at Pitesti in Arges County in central Romania.
He told the court: 'If they (the accused) represent the way of God then God's ways are crooked. They did not remove the demons that made these bad smells as they promised to do, and I still see all sorts of demons in the form of animals, usually crows but also other such things, that are making my life miserable.
'When I am at home they switch the TV on and off all the time, they make foul smells that give me headaches and basically roam unhindered around my house and my business.'
The man produced his mother to back up his claim saying that even the hair-dryer was possessed and a black shadow came out of it when anyone tried to use it - and she also said the fridge was infested by the flatulent demons that she confirmed left foul smells about the property.
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Madalin Ciculescu, 34, accused the five of fraud after they turned up several times to exercise the demons which were responsible for the bad smells that were ruining his business.
He claimed that after the failed exorcism the demons even started haunting him at his home at Pitesti in Arges County in central Romania.
He told the court: 'If they (the accused) represent the way of God then God's ways are crooked. They did not remove the demons that made these bad smells as they promised to do, and I still see all sorts of demons in the form of animals, usually crows but also other such things, that are making my life miserable.
'When I am at home they switch the TV on and off all the time, they make foul smells that give me headaches and basically roam unhindered around my house and my business.'
The man produced his mother to back up his claim saying that even the hair-dryer was possessed and a black shadow came out of it when anyone tried to use it - and she also said the fridge was infested by the flatulent demons that she confirmed left foul smells about the property.
The Orthodontist Church is well-known to be a Johnny-come-lately cult founded by people who just could not stomach Catholicism but required some other idiocy to believe.
The Orthodontist Church was popular under the madman Communist "El Presidente" Ceausescu, who called it “The perfect scam: a tax on stupidity.”
However, even Ceausescu would have admitted that demons of flatulence that possess hairdryers are no laughing matter and what this
Landover does not even have to know where
I await a reply to the letter I have sent quoting a very reasonable $2,500 for an initial spiritual survey of the home to be followed (if demons are found and they usually are) by the full, deluxe, Remote Gaderene Exorcism (pigs extra) complete with a DVD of the whole episode (plus bonus sermons by Pastor Zeke.)
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