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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #1

    Prayer-guided helicopter takes off

    Researchers have harnessed the power of prayer to guide a remote-control helicopter through an obstacle course.



    Now this is proof of prayer and proof of God. There are a lot of un-American, Atheist Democrats out there, who reject the notion that prayer is indeed heard by God. Some go as far as to ask why, even if there were a God, He would change the course of the entire universe just to suit someone who knows they are unworthy! This disregards the famous and exceptionally clear statement by Jesus,

    "Mat:7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
    M't:7:8: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.


    And here we have proof. A man sits there praying for the guidance of the helicopter and, miraculously, the helicopter is guided*.

    This helicopter has a 90% record of not hitting things. If the guy praying had been a member of Landover, it would have been 110%!

    *Naturally, Jesus is really at the controls.
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    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Irinka the repentant jewess
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2012
    • 359

    #2
    Re: Prayer-guided helicopter takes off

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Researchers have harnessed the power of prayer to guide a remote-control helicopter through an obstacle course.



    Now this is proof of prayer and proof of God. There are a lot of un-American, Atheist Democrats out there, who reject the notion that prayer is indeed heard by God. Some go as far as to ask why, even if there were a God, He would change the course of the entire universe just to suit someone who knows they are unworthy! This disregards the famous and exceptionally clear statement by Jesus,

    "Mat:7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
    M't:7:8: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.


    And here we have proof. A man sits there praying for the guidance of the helicopter and, miraculously, the helicopter is guided*.

    This helicopter has a 90% record of not hitting things. If the guy praying had been a member of Landover, it would have been 110%!

    *Naturally, Jesus is really at the controls.
    This is very fascinating, Mr. Bathfire. Our God is a truly awesome God!
    Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Prayer-guided helicopter takes off

      Praise Jesus! If I could get something like that to fly my Lear Jet on Prayer Power, I could fire Portaway.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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