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  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248
    #16
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Hutchins!

    Brother James, I hope you can forgive my tardiness wishing you a happy birthday. Abigail was supposed to remind me, even though it was on board. You know how I am often in the Focus on Family thread....I some how missed it (thanks to that BITCH!!).

    You'll be pleased to know I have made the proper..."corrections". Abigail will not repeat that same mistake twice.

    Who one the golf game?
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453
        #17
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Hutchins!

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        Brother James, I hope you can forgive my tardiness wishing you a happy birthday. Abigail was supposed to remind me, even though it was on board. You know how I am often in the Focus on Family thread....I some how missed it (thanks to that BITCH!!).

        You'll be pleased to know I have made the proper..."corrections". Abigail will not repeat that same mistake twice.

        Who one the golf game?
        Hi John, you were missed at the Pastors Outting. Not to worry about your foolish wife forgetting. I know what a dunder head women are (you did see my wife serving Roast Beef sandwiches last month at the card game, right?).

        Zeke won of course. He hits that ball, God grabs it and just drops it in the hole. If he hits a water hazard, it just bounces off the surface to green. Why he needs a contingent of Indonesian adolescent boys to cleanse his balls all the time escapes me.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050
            #18
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Hutchins!

            Well I got the van cleaned out, but there's still this broken lock I need to fix.

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