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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

    Happy Birthday, Young Man! You never age a day. How you manage that rock hard physique, those chisled looks and deeply compassionate soul is incredible. When God is at your back you can only thrust forward with His Sword of Christianty(c).

    I know you must be tiring of 'oh look, another Escalade...' so I thought something a little more personal and unique would please you. I hope you enjoy this token of my and all of Hutchins Plantations and Temporary Personnel Services, LLC gift.
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    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
    Tags: happy birthday, pastor ezekiel
    • Esther B.
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      Forum Member
      • Sep 2012
      • 575
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

      Happy Birthday, Pastor! May God fill you day with happiness and joy!
      And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
      Deuteronomy 6.5

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
          • 6339
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

          Happy Birthday Zekie Boy, did your houseboy give you a nice present in the shower?
          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          I know you must be tiring of 'oh look, another Escalade...' so I thought something a little more personal and unique would please you. I hope you enjoy this token of my and all of Hutchins Plantations and Temporary Personnel Services, LLC gift.
          Has Zekie Boy done something to upset you Jimmy?

          Now while I think the Bugatti is a fine car I understand Zekie Boy has a thing about foreign items.
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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22374
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

              Congratulations to God's favorite Pastor!

              I shot a moose for the grand BBQ in your name this evening.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                  A most Blessed Birthday to you today, Pastor! You are truly a spiritual inspiration to us all.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Happy Birthday Zekie Boy, did your houseboy give you a nice present in the shower?

                      Has Zekie Boy done something to upset you Jimmy?

                      Now while I think the Bugatti is a fine car I understand Zekie Boy has a thing about foreign items.
                      The kind and loving Pastor is open to accepting love offerings from around the globe. I know for a fact, if a gift makes him uncomfortable, he will dispose of it like a raped daughter. The car is a gift, provided to his ministry. All that matters is that he knows how much I care and hopefully, prays to God for me.

                      By the way, noodlebrain, most of Zekes houseboys are little inscrutable waifs. So obviously he does not prejudice against others. That would be racist!
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Mrs.Elizabeth
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                          • Jul 2013
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                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                          Congratulations Pastor Ezekiel, my best wishes for you in this special day. I don't have too much for you, so I hope you like this pretty cake that my daughters and I made this morning



                          We'll eat in our dinner tonight and we will think in you during that time. Again, congratulations Pastor

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              • Apr 2009
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                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              The kind and loving Pastor is open to accepting love offerings from around the globe.
                              I think you must have Zekie Boy confused with someone else!
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                                • Mrs.Elizabeth
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                                  • Jul 2013
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                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                  I think you must have Zekie Boy confused with someone else!
                                  The problem with you is that you can't see the difference between a mean guy and a True God Fearing Christian who only cares about salvation of all Landover's souls, specially women, we're guilty of a lot of sins and we must surrender to our Lord, and Pastor Ezekiel help us with that. You should be ashamed

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                                    • Jack O'fagan
                                      With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Feb 2011
                                      • 4836
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                                      Happy Birthday Pastor,

                                      I hope Jesus gives you everything your big heart desires.

                                      Proverbs 15:6 In the house of the righteous is much treasure:

                                      YIC

                                      Jack
                                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                        • Jo Freddie
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                                          • Apr 2009
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                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                                          Originally posted by Mrs.Betty View Post
                                          The problem with you is that you can't see the difference between a mean guy and a True God Fearing Christian who only cares about salvation of all Landover's souls, specially women, we're guilty of a lot of sins and we must surrender to our Lord, and Pastor Ezekiel help us with that. You should be ashamed
                                          Awww Mrs Betty's got a thing for Zekie Boy ( I would advise you to stay clear of any pie that Ms Johnson bakes especially for you)

                                          All I did was point out that Zekie Boy is not very keen on products made outside of the USA's borders. I was not saying he was a mean Guy, even though he is, that was not what my post was saying.
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                                            • Pastor Ed Lowman
                                              Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                                              Always kind and loving
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2011
                                              • 1838
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                                              Happy Birthday, young man.

                                              May you have many more!

                                              Pastor Ed

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                                                • John Creeser
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                                                  • Aug 2009
                                                  • 7248
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                                                  Happy Birthday Pastor Ezekiel. As usual, Abigail will be over with your pie tonight. I just hope she doesn't get lost yet again, stupid woman, she's been to your house countless times. You'd think she'd know the route like the back of her hand but somehow manages to show up two hours later.
                                                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                                                    • Jo Freddie
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                                                      • Apr 2009
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                                                      Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                                                      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                                                      Happy Birthday Pastor Ezekiel. As usual, Abigail will be over with your pie tonight. I just hope she doesn't get lost yet again, stupid woman, she's been to your house countless times. You'd think she'd know the route like the back of her hand but somehow manages to show up two hours later.
                                                      Why not go with her, it's your "friend's" birthday after all, don't you want to congratulate him in person?
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                                                        • John Creeser
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                                                          • Aug 2009
                                                          • 7248
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel

                                                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                          Why not go with her, it's your "friend's" birthday after all, don't you want to congratulate him in person?
                                                          He made mention to me once he didn't really want visitors on his birthday but if I wanted send Abigail over with her cherry pie, that would be fine. It's just always been tradition. Besides, we always meet Sunday mornings, Wednesdays for service. The men's only breakfast is every other week (and the odd round of golf)....it's not as if I don't wish him happy birthday (like today, here). Although

                                                          He might be my friend, but he is my pastor first and foremost and respect his wishes. If it's it's Abigail's cherry pie that makes his birthday pleasant...whom am I to argue?
                                                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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