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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22897

    #1

    Spanish Train Crash - The Miracle

    You will need to watch this to appreciate the ways in which God works.



    Instead of traveling at 50mph, as was required, the driver was traveling at 120mph; and we see what happened.

    Oh, yes, the train was filled with Catlix, on their way to worship some dead minion of the Anti-Christ, so they were hell-bound anyway, what with their graven images and Mary worship, Death cookies, etc. But some survived.

    Father Mo, our reasonably tame Catlick (who has not been involved in a scandal involving choir boys for the last 25 minutes) will doubtless tell you that the survivors were part of a miracle.

    We here at Landover are here to tell the truth.

    The Driver said, "I was going too fast." Now why would that be? Did he not see the signs? Of course he did - he was trained as a train driver. But what did he actually see? Not a sign saying 80kph, but one saying 200kph.

    And how would we know this?

    2Th:2:8: And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
    2Th:2:9: Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
    2Th:2:10: And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
    2Th:2:11: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
    2Th:2:12: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


    Atheists ask for "Proof of God." Here we see proof. His Words are fullfilled. The prophecy rings true. The driver saw an illusion. This is how God works.

    The survivors are not evidence of miracles - the miracle is the Power of The Lord God to take from the world the souls of the godless.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Spanish Train Crash - The Miracle

    I saw that video and couldn't stop laughing! Jesus must really, really hate the Portoguese!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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