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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #16
    Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Pastors, this one is like Mother Martini came back, but forgot how to spell . . . I'm suspicious. Perhaps he had a head injury?
    The DOF is on it.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22898

      #17
      Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

      Originally posted by BrotherAspirate View Post
      It's growing because it's the truthful religion and the right one. Furthermore; You are only sad because your little Satanic Religion is going DOWN with numbers.

      And that the Roman Catholic Church - God's Chosen Church is rising with great numbers.
      The truth of the matter is that any increase in the apostate church of the antichrist is more likely to be down to the oil-slick of greasy Messicants flowing across the Rio Grande clutching their incense, cheap, tacky plaster statues of Mary and cigarette lighters in the shape of the pope’s head.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • BrotherApostate
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2008
        • 15

        #18
        Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

        Well you all seem to forget the word of God.

        JUDGE NOT AND YE SHALL NOT BE JUDGED.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

          Originally posted by BrotherAspirate View Post
          Well you all seem to forget the word of God.

          JUDGE NOT AND YE SHALL NOT BE JUDGED.
          Could you show us exactly where the Bible says those specific words, thou hypocrite?

          King James Version only, please, not that false Catholick "Bible" with the bonus perversion sections.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #20
            Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

            Originally posted by BrotherAspirate View Post
            Well you all seem to forget the word of God.

            JUDGE NOT AND YE SHALL NOT BE JUDGED.

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            • BrotherApostate
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2008
              • 15

              #21
              Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

              Wow, I tell you a scripture yet you post a video?

              How mature, Redneck.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #22
                Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Could you show us exactly where the Bible says those specific words, thou hypocrite?

                King James Version only, please, not that false Catholick "Bible" with the bonus perversion sections.
                Originally posted by BrotherAspirate View Post
                Wow, I tell you a scripture yet you post a video?

                How mature, Redneck.
                I ask you a serious question, and you instead insult a Pastor?

                How mature, Pagan.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Sister Rebecca
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 390

                  #23
                  Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

                  Originally posted by BrotherAspirate View Post
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                  Bad News for Protestants:


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                  Good News for minority faiths:

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                  Was there a point to all this rambling mumbo-jumbo or are you just trying to use up all of the bandwidth with your senseless mutterings ad nauseum?
                  Jesus is watching you masturbate.

                  Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

                  numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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                  • christiandemocrat
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 8

                    #24
                    Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

                    sir, you call the catholic bible "fake" and lies with portions of pedophilic propaganda, however it was established first, and your bible broke off and changed from what jesus started. peter and simon and paul were told by jesus to be rocks for his church, and to follow in his ways. they created the catholic church, and it has stood for 2010 years. im pretty sure thats 4 times longer than yours.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #25
                      Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

                      Originally posted by christiandemocrat View Post
                      sir, you call the catholic bible "fake" and lies with portions of pedophilic propaganda, however it was established first, and your bible broke off and changed from what jesus started. peter and simon and paul were told by jesus to be rocks for his church, and to follow in his ways. they created the catholic church, and it has stood for 2010 years. im pretty sure thats 4 times longer than yours.
                      Really? Simon Peter (that there's one person, not two) told people to worship Jesus' dead mother?

                      Did Jesus worship His mother?

                      Paul talked directly to Jesus? How'd he do that, when Jesus had already ascended to Heaven before Paul (Saul of Tarsus) began persecuting the early Christians?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263

                        #26
                        Re: Roman Catholic Church the fastest growing religion in Ame

                        This just proves once again that papists are not Christians. True Christians™ do not gloat.

                        Oh, and you might want to consider this:

                        It's impossible to unregister as a Catholic!

                        That's right. You cannot leave the faith. Once you're suckered in, you cannot leave. They no longer allow people to denounce catholicism. Strange thing, wouldn't you say? I mean with all that "growth"... why would they resort to such a desperate measure.

                        With other words: it doesn't add up, friend.

                        True Christians™ only need the Truth, for the Truth shall make as free, as Jesus Christ wisely remarked.
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22
                        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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