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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Status Update

    I'd say not likely.

    The little pervert hasn't even sent in the large apologetic love offering to Jesus (via the Paypla button below) that he was instructed to give. And the huge steaming pile of lies he has accumulated stands as a testament to satan's efforts to undermine our church.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
      Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2008
      • 177

      #17
      Re: Status Update

      I now have a very vague idea of what you went through, Pastor. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank this church for putting up with me and the DOF agents that stormed my house at 3 a.m., kicked in the door, pelted me with bean bags, shot my dog, and...well, that's when the nerve gas kicked in so I don't quite remember the rest...but thanks all the same.

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #18
        Re: Status Update

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        What was it he DID, Mr. Nobar?
        It is something best not repeated Reverend. He tried to tear this Godly Forum and church apart.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #19
          Re: Status Update

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          What was it he DID, Mr. Nobar?
          Whatever you do DON'T look at any videos posted by JamesBSutton on YouTube.
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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: Status Update

            Originally posted by Dr. Otto Bond Sr. View Post
            I now have a very vague idea of what you went through, Pastor. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank this church for putting up with me and the DOF agents that stormed my house at 3 a.m., kicked in the door, pelted me with bean bags, shot my dog, and...well, that's when the nerve gas kicked in so I don't quite remember the rest...but thanks all the same.
            What Pastor Zeke has gone threw? What are you talking about? Pastor Zeke has been threw nothing but preaching the Word of God to Jesus Chosen elect. Jesus because you have some properly supervised soporifics, stripped naked and had all the hair shaved off your body to enable your spiritual re-education doesn't give you the right to go make up things.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Status Update

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Whatever you do DON'T look at any videos posted by JamesBSutton on YouTube.
              MY EYES!!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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