New Christian Comix!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Now I want y'all to get out there and buy copies of the latest "All American Superhero" comic for your sons.

Project Habbakuk has had many spin-offs and this is one of them. It is a sure-fire plan to get to the hearts and minds of today's youth to hear Landover's (and thus God's) Message of hope and Salvation!

What happens next? Whose side in Jesus on? Are things really as they seem? Buy the comic and find out!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: New Christian Comix!

I am all in support of this, as has been put on the record, and I will of course promote it. But why did they make my hair dark, instead of chestnut? (I sent them two samples.) Is this a printing error?

I thought I also was going to have some dialogue.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: New Christian Comix!

That's just the first page, Cookie.

I'm more concerned about how they drew Pastor Zeke with long, flowing hair. They do understand that Pastor Zeke is a man, right?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: New Christian Comix!

That's just the first page, Cookie.

I'm more concerned about how they drew Pastor Zeke with long, flowing hair. They do understand that Pastor Zeke is a man, right?

It was very difficult to find an artist, especially a cartoonist, without homosexual tendencies. In the end, we just closed our eyes and picked one off the list. It's hard to tell with those creative types.

[Young Peter]

Re: New Christian Comix!

Oh my goodness, I wish I had been aware of this project! I would have happily volunteered my services, and you may rest assured I am fully aware of the fact that Pastor Zeke is a rugged, virile MAN, and I would have drawn him as such!

[WWJDnow]

Re: New Christian Comix!

GLORY!! This is even better than Chick Tracts!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: New Christian Comix!

That's just the first page, Cookie.

yes, but why is my hair the wrong color? It makes me look Mexi-can't or something.

I was convinced from High Up to invest in this project. Now I'm afraid to say I'm ALMOST having some doubts.

If it's just a printing error, I hope we will have better quality control as the series continues.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New Christian Comix!

yes, but why is my hair the wrong color?

Your hair's the color it was when the sample photos were taken! Stop complaining!! God (and Pastor Zeke) never said this would be without pain and suffering.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New Christian Comix!

OK... Next page... but no more! Sales are going through the roof but Jesus and Zeke want more and they are right! Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes & offerings.

Page Two upon which a miracle occurs!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: New Christian Comix!

Uh, are you sure it's a good idea for internal church strategy to be publicized in this fashion? What if those no-good Presbyterians try to copy us?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: New Christian Comix!

Page Two upon which a miracle occurs!

Brother, that is quite a miracle indeed! Reverend Rodimer switched either suits or ties with that other character that looks just like him, in between frames, without any remarks about his bleeding third nipple!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: New Christian Comix!

Uh, are you sure it's a good idea for internal church strategy to be publicized in this fashion?

For my part, I had no idea my character was going to be talking about my "back door" (!!)

I sent pages and pages of dictated notes with suggestions for what I might say, my thoughts and philosophies about my life history and experiences and achievements, etc. When I was first approached about investing, it was pitched to me as a kind of "tribute".

What happened to all that stuff?

I just don't understand!
.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: New Christian Comix!

I just don't understand!
.

There's your answer, toots.

God bless.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New Christian Comix!

Dear Lord, what am I?

Uh, are you sure it's a good idea for internal church strategy to be publicized in this fashion? What if those no-good Presbyterians try to copy us?

Those who worship strange gods will never understand the mysteries of God or the ways of Landover.

Brother, that is quite a miracle indeed! Reverend Rodimer switched either suits or ties with that other character that looks just like him, in between frames, without any remarks about his bleeding third nipple!

If you look at the pictures there are three Pastors in manly Trilbies!

I sent pages and pages of dictated notes with suggestions for ... etc. What happened to all that stuff?

Yes, we're sorry about that. We gave them to someone to read and his dog ate them, so we went with our feelings.

When I was first approached about investing, it was pitched to me as a kind of "tribute".

What I said was, "If you don't like it, you could try Bute." I hear that in Montana they have a small amateur dramatic society.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New Christian Comix!

Pastor Zeke has told me to publish the last page. It's his decision and I respect it.