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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22938
    #1

    Showing God is Always with us.

    It is a shame that American is not 100% Christian when The Lord gives us signs daily.

    Here is photographic evidence to show He is with you and is everywhere, even places you think He could not be:

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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Showing God is Always with us.

      Praise !

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      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5390
          #3
          Re: Showing God is Always with us.

          Let's see the lieberal scientists try to lie their way out of this one! What more could they ask for?
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Showing God is Always with us.

              Jesus is everywhere.

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251
                  #5
                  Re: Showing God is Always with us.

                  It makes sense that God would speak through a Texas Instruments calculator. Could you imagine this miraculous message appearing on a Casio?



                  Not a chance.
                  sigpic

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                    • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 999
                      #6
                      Re: Showing God is Always with us.

                      1 Corinthians 1:27
                      But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world, to confound the wise: and God hath chosen the weake things of the world, to confound the things which are mighty.

                      I wish I could find the story of the woman who was ironing her husband's shirt and scorched it accidentally - or was it accidentally - since the scorch was in the form of Christ's face. Perhaps one of the brothers here can find this photo and post it.

                      I have been praying with my calculator today, hoping God will speak to me, too. Glory, glory, glory to JESUS.

                      NRL
                      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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                        • Christian_soldier
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 62
                          #7
                          Re: Showing God is Always with us.

                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          Let's see the lieberal scientists try to lie their way out of this one! What more could they ask for?
                          Oh, you could count on Atheists and Scientologists to come with their so-called rationalizations....
                          • Dude must have typed those selective words beforehand to deceive the Facebook audience (how can you type away letters on a non-alphanumeric calculator is beyond me).
                          • Wait, it's a visual mirage. Did you use Photoshop?
                          • It's an extremely rare calculator error due to Fibonacci sequence and juxtaposition of screen text with light, Earth's magnetic field, ultraviolet rays from the Sun and gravitational pull working together. Don't know but there has to be a perfectly logical Atheistic explanation to describe this phenomena
                          • Us scientists never give up...


                          Any stupid explanation but God's divine hand is what they like to hear, these Atheistic jokers. And they have the gall to say Christians are stubborn and unyielding.

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