[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

I'm really starting to doubt this forum. There must be some little kids behind your nicknames writing this stuff and laughing their asses off. You just can't be serious. You can't.

Well, that’s just fine and dandy – here we are telling you what True Christianity is all about and, merely because it doesn’t fit into your brainwashed mind, you think that we must be wrong! Your arrogance is astounding!

You're not real.

You see the humble banner above saying , ”Guaranteeing Salvation since 1620?” Ok, let me tell you that Landover is as real as our love of Jesus. Our care, in ensuring each word of spiritual guidance spoken by Landover is absolutely in agreement with The Word of The Lord, is our main concern. We do everything to avoid being false prophets.

This original Wikipedia entry on Landover Baptist Church is legendary and here it is before your eyes. Praise! As you see, no expense is wasted on showing the world the One True Religion as announce in KJV 1611 and which is The Lord’s Word.

Imagine you had written a book of instructions; a book about a subject which you knew absolutely. Then people come along and start changing it, forgetting bits, adding bits themselves (which are wrong!) and doing things that you never told them to!

This would be disastrous! Thus God sees people who do not obey His Instructions as being disasters.

If you are True Christian, you must understand that God does everything in the World: War, Famine, Tsunami, He knows exactly who He is going to kill and who He will spare. No one may question His Word, and that is correct.

The school killers in Finland spat in God’s face, rejected Him and accepted the Devil. Those who died, God had decided must die and He knew why - it is usually because they are vile sinners – and you cannot question that. This is what Christianity is about.

Now – will you repent and seek Baby Jesus?

[Finnisher]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

Now – will you repent and seek Baby Jesus?

Seek him from where? Tied naked at your bedroom?
Repent to what? Santa Claus?

If there is a god, may he strike me dead NOW.



.. nothing happened. I must be in his favour!


You're not real. Not real, not real, not real!

[Finnisher]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

Can I call you "Thomas"?

You can call me Your Highness, servant.

You're actually a Doctor? How is that possible? You are approximately 10-17 years old, that's impossible to have a doctor -status already !

But hey kids, this really was a great set-up! At some point I actually believed that you people were serious! And you even got me angry 'cause I took you seriously Heh, but you kids have fun.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

Seek him from where?

From your heart.

Repent to what? Santa Claus?

No, no! you repent your sins

If there is a god, may he strike me dead NOW... nothing happened. I must be in his favour!

Why should God do you a favor? What have you done for Him today?

You're not real. Not real, not real, not real!

Then to whom are you writing? Jesus brought you here for a purpose you vile sinner - it is time to look into your blacken soul and see how Jesus can wash it clean with His Blood!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

You can call me Your Highness, servant.

Go eat an elk.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

If there is a god, may he strike me dead NOW.



.. nothing happened. I must be in his favour!

Either that, or the Lord is not willing to lower Himself to your level and play your childish little game. The Bible says over and over that we are not to tempt the Lord our God.

You're actually a Doctor? How is that possible? You are approximately 10-17 years old, that's impossible to have a doctor -status already !

I happen to know that you're wrong on that point, in which case we can't trust you about anything else, now can we?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

Where do you get these facts?

When are you going to answer my question?

Why do you hate free expression of religion?

You have repeatedly insisted that those who do not agree with you -- those who follow ALL of God's Word -- should be put to death.

What gives you the right to demand the extermination of those who don't follow your atheist belief system?

What are you so afraid of?

Admit it, you're nothing but a CHRISTOPHOBE!!

[Finnisher]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

When are you going to answer my question?

Answer what question? Does it matter what I answer? I'll answer it now.
My answer is : Twelwe minus beaver shit.

Why do you hate free expression of religion?

I don't. I hate YOUR religion.
Why do YOU hate everyone else except the Landover Baptists?

You have repeatedly insisted that those who do not agree with you -- those who follow ALL of God's Word -- should be put to death.

You have repeatedly insisted that those who do not agree with you --
everyone (all other religions, finnish people and every other countries people, all other races except the white race) -- should be put to death (Killing witches = wiccas) and will burn in hell.

What gives you the right to demand the extermination of those who don't follow your atheist belief system?

What gives you the right to insult every other race, religion, belief and lifestyle that doesn't follow your TrueChristian belief system?

What are you so afraid of?

To wake up one morning from your side.

Admit it, you're nothing but a CHRISTOPHOBE!!

Admit it, you're nothing but a REASONANDLOGICOPHOBE!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

I don't. I hate YOUR religion.
Why do YOU hate everyone else except the Landover Baptists?

You are illogical yourself! OUR religion is to accept what God said and do as He commands. Is it so bad to obey God?

Are you a Catholic? If so, it's a fraud. Are you an Protestant? These religions are a fraud. There are parts of the Bible they do not teach, they change parts of the Bible, they clearly misinterpret other parts (This is not just my opinion, it is the opinion of hundreds of theologians.)

Now, another example: you want to learn to drive but there are traffic laws. The man who teaches you does not teach you all of them, some he changes and some he misinterprets. Now will you ever get a licence? No! You have to follow every word of the law and not miss out anything and not add anything and not change anything.

So it is with God, but the question is far more important - it is your place in Heaven or Hell for All Eternity!

Oh, and it is not that WE hate everyone, God hates them and that is the important thing, we are just His messengers. Look at my signature, we always preach God's Word but God's word is not always easy to accept.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

You are illogical yourself! OUR religion is to accept what God said and do as He commands. Is it so bad to obey God?

Are you a Catholic? If so, it's a fraud. Are you an Protestant? These religions are a fraud. There are parts of the Bible they do not teach, they change parts of the Bible, they clearly misinterpret other parts (This is not just my opinion, it is the opinion of hundreds of theologians.)

Now, another example: you want to learn to drive but there are traffic laws. The man who teaches you does not teach you all of them, some he changes and some he misinterprets. Now will you ever get a licence? No! You have to follow every word of the law and not miss out anything and not add anything and not change anything.

So it is with God, but the question is far more important - it is your place in Heaven or Hell for All Eternity!

Oh, and it is not that WE hate everyone, God hates them and that is the important thing, we are just His messengers. Look at my signature, we always preach God's Word but God's word is not always easy to accept.

Does the Word say that McBush and Palin are the Lord's choice for the US.Nope.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

Not directly, no, but the Bible clearly supports the GOP:

2A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.

The Lord inclines to the Right (GOP) whereas the left (liberals) are fools. Now you tell me: who is the GOP's candidate for President in 2008?

[Brother J.H.]

Re: Worse than Westboro?

Is that the tolerance and diversity about which you Christ-deniers yammer so much? Talk about inhuman!

Have a blessed day.

Haven't you learned, yet? Maoist liberals only want tolerance and diversity for those who join their cult. Haven't you ever realised how when any celebrity or popular figure says anything even slightly right leaning the Hellywood cult locks together and blacklists them?
I usually find that if I want to get a Maoist liberal to support anything I say I need to add ".... for the sake of liberalism and diversity" to the end and they will eat it all up.