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The After-Life, I thought God had a deeper voice!
I've found this cartoon of what happens when we die and haven't accepted Jesus and God into our hearts.
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Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead. -
After seeing that I realise heaven must be pretty empty, with only 1/3 of mankind Christians and 1/10 of that 1/3 being considered worthy enough of being saved acording to this site -
Re: The After-Life, I thought God had a deeper voice!
It's heaven you idiot. There's only so many front row seats to watch sinners roast in hell.Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View PostComment
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Re: The After-Life, I thought God had a deeper voice!
Not a bad representation of the moment of judgement - very suitable for children, especially the younger ones. I'm not sure that God would create images of Jesus's mother in toast - that is usually reserved for delusional papists, in whom God has little interest, or get-rich quick ebay merchants (usually Messicants, foreigners and the like.) Otherwise accurate.Originally posted by papparat View Post
What a fool that atheist must feel - did you see how he tried to find Salvation through his works?
Yes, that seems fine. High occupancy housing is the province of the poor and stupid and the heathens of the third world. Who would want to share heaven with them?Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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hell's probably overflowing by now. Probably going to invade earth to make roomComment
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Re: The After-Life, I thought God had a deeper voice!
Indeed. It is as is foretold. Global Worming is caused by repugnant sin upon earth and the escape of heat from Hell.Originally posted by Stridex Puss Bucket View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: The After-Life, I thought God had a deeper voice!
It's kind of like that, except God isn't going to stand around arguing with you when you come before His Throne for the Final Judgment. It's a damnation, not a debate.Originally posted by papparat View Post
That's what Jesus told us:Originally posted by Stridex Puss Bucket View Post
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. Matthew 7:13-14
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25Comment
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Re: The After-Life, I thought God had a deeper voice!
What amazes me is the sheer number of JOOS that will barbeque. You'd think they would learn from the first round. With my wife it only takes one slappin' to change her actions as she applies her teabag and gets submissive.
JOOS on the other hand don't seem to realize they've had one strike and it isn't baseball we're playing here.....it is ETERNAL destiny.
Banging ones head against the west wall just isn't going to help.
Judges 15:16
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.Comment
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