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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #1

    Adam Muema and The Message from God.



    God speaks to ordinary people:
    God once told the late Reggie White whether and where to play pro football. Regarding former San Diego State running back Adam Muema, God has issued him a far more specific direction.
    According to Michael Gehlken of U-T San Diego, Muema left the Scouting Combine on Sunday without working out. He cited religious reasons.


    But the religious reasons weren’t related to, for example, treating Sunday as the day of rest. Which would make it pretty hard to pursue a career in the NFL. God told Muema (according, obviously, to Muema) that if he didn’t work out at the Scouting Combine he’d realize his dream of playing for the Seattle Seahawks.





    “Can’t go wrong with God,” Muema said. “[He] told me to sit down, be quiet, enjoy the peace.”


    Muema left San Diego State as a junior. The NFL Draft Advisory Board has projected that he’ll be fourth-round to seventh-round pick.
    His decision to skip the Scouting Combine workout could indeed help guarantee a path to Seattle. If Muema ultimately goes undrafted, he can sign with the Seahawks as a free agent.
    Now I remember at the last Presidential Election, God spoke to Michele Bachman and told her to run. He did the same to Santorum, so we know that God, for His Own Ineffable Purposes, tells people things, and I don’t just mean those batshit atheists who say they were told by God to murder random people.

    The point is that when God tells you something, you don’t know why He is telling you, so when our nigra friend, says God told him,

    “if he didn’t work out at the Scouting Combine he’d realize his dream of playing for the Seattle Seahawks.”

    It could be that God means

    if he didn’t work out at the Scouting Combine he’d realize how stupid his dream of playing for the Seattle Seahawks was.

    But either way, Muema will be stronger. We will see.

    Watch this page.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #2
    Re: Adam Muema and The Message from God.

    Surely this has something to do with the NFL allowing the gays to come in and take over.

    Jesus, please come soon!
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: Adam Muema and The Message from God.

      I find it so inspiring that God so often tells people to take actions that will directly lead to their having more fame, money, or political power. God always knows just what we need!
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