EMERGENCY Security Alert

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

I call upon the DOF and other investigative units to keep a close eye on Faith Machine! He is asking women if they have web cams and offering to provide spiritual guidance as he goes on a trip through Texas! (Isn't he on house arrest?)

WOMEN: Do not be fooled by this man. Read the warnings that are in his signature on every post. Don't allow yourself to be kernoodled by this kernoodling icky wicky man. Protect your virtue.

JESUS: I pray that your warring angels will do battle with satan this very moment and keep FM out of every woman's undergarments. May You lay Your hand upon women everywhere, filling them with Your Holy Spirit and power. Protect us, LORD JESUS, from those that would try to infiltrate our precious purity. Sanctify us, LORD, and send out an offensive odor that will keep men other than our husbands (well, those of us that have one) far from our delicate special place. AMEN and AMEN.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

I think we need to be cognisant about our role here.

1 Corinthians 3:9 For we are labourers together with God: ye are God's husbandry, ye are God's building.

To Earthly eyes Brother Faith may appear to be a feckless internet stalker but he is a True Christian(tm) and as such unable to sin.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

And beside, any woman who jumps into bed with any man they are not married to is a whore and deserves everything they get.

Proverbs 23:27 For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.

Basically women deserve what they get.

God bless.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Brother James? Brother Billy Bob? Pastor Zeke? Is no one going to come? I am in fear that Faith Machine is allowing his hormones to take precedence over the indwelling of the Holy Ghost.

I come against thee, satan, you foul wicked depraved nasty-butt ickypoo serpent and claim the protection of JESUS CHRIST'S BLOOD. May your slithering little belly be all full of sores and then may you get hepatitis and a sinus infection IN JESUS NAME. You have no power here, devil, so scurry along because JESUS is LORD, the KING of KINGS, and always potent, ever present, and all knowing. You are DEFEATED, devil, PRAISE THE GOD OF ABRAHAM, ISAAC, and JACOB (And Ezekiel). Glory glory Hallelujah!!!!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

I think we need to be cognisant about our role here.

1 Corinthians 3:9 For we are labourers together with God: ye are God's husbandry, ye are God's building.

To Earthly eyes Brother Faith may appear to be a feckless internet stalker but he is a True Christian™ and as such unable to sin.

If this is so, why make him have the signature warning? Have you forgotten that, Dr. Niles? As a TC(TM) woman, I am shocked at your lack of concern for the women of this world. Perhaps you've been too busy with your nephew to notice, but FM really got out of hand not that long ago!

I say these things meekly and with eyes downcast, but still, brother - remove thy head from thine orifice of evacuation and smell the coffee.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

If this is so, why make him have the signature warning? Have you forgotten that, Dr. Niles? As a TC™ woman, I am shocked at your lack of concern for the women of this world. Perhaps you've been too busy with your nephew to notice, but FM really got out of hand not that long ago!

I say these things meekly and with eyes downcast, but still, brother - remove thy head from thine orifice of evacuation and smell the coffee.

Well, you know, Jesus was never too fussed about women: I know you and all the other True Christian(tm) females do a good job of keepoing the side up but let's keep things in perspective.

And Jesus Himself shows me the way withregard to my youghtful, young clean limbed, supple, firm thighed eager young Newphew: I need to teach him thusly:

1st Corinthians 7:1 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.

And women in general need to take some responsibilty for themselves.

Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

I'm sure that Brother Faith may look like a lecherous, depraved, potentially dangerous obsessive but he is actual a tool.

A tool of Jesus to teach women how to please Holy Jesus. If they cannot resist his pedestrian whiles how can they expect a place oin Heaven?

1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

Women should show some decorum and think about what Jesus would do; not how they can give up their virtual to Faith Machine.

It's about women taking personal reponsibililty rather than blaming Brother Faith
for being how God made him.

YIC

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Hmm...still a tad bitter over the loss of your ex-wife, aren't we, Doctor? Enjoy the cold box of wine I just ordered for you. Perhaps it will help you feel better.

Just remember: Proverbs 20:1

In Jesus,
NRL

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Sister Lamb, FM's previous misdemeanour had nothing to do with his tallywhacker, it was about him questioning the Church's finances. As far as I am aware, he has kept his tallywhacker under control.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

To Earthly eyes Brother Faith may appear to be a feckless internet stalker but he is a True Christian™ and as such unable to sin.

Amen to that Brother Niles.

Hmm...still a tad bitter over the loss of your ex-wife, aren't we, Doctor?

Know your place woman!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Well, all this aside - True Christian™ women should take the normal Biblical precautions along with being mindful not to leave their freshly baked pies cooling on an open window sill unattended.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Well, all this aside - True Christian™ women should take the normal Biblical precautions along with being mindful not to leave their freshly baked pies cooling on an open window sill unattended.

Very true, Brother.

The last thing anyone needs are husky, muscular Nigra bucks waiting in the bushes, smacking their lips over the succulent pies of the ladies of Landover.



YIC

[TaraAnne]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Oh my seems I caused some trouble in Freehold!! This is clearly my fault! FM did not thing wrong!! Guess my picture caused a little trouble so I changed it. I will spend the day in prayer!!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Oh my seems I caused some trouble in Freehold!! This is clearly my fault! FM did not thing wrong!! Guess my picture caused a little trouble so I changed it. I will spend the day in prayer!!

I have to say it is very gratifying to hear a woman being realistic about life.

Psalms 6:23-25 For the commandment is a lamp; and the law is light; and reproofs of instruction are the way of life: To keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman. Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.

Poor Faith Machine is the way that God made him and we know that women are known to be evil and known wanton hussies. This is known.

Perhaps this is a lesson to everyone that letting a woman into their lives can bring nothing but pain, torment and divorce for no apparent reason.

YIC

[Attila's Wife]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Guess my picture caused a little trouble so I changed it.

That is a much prettier picture dear. Now I can see you properly, I have to ask: Are you related to Mrs Isaac Peters?

YiC
AW

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

I have to say it is very gratifying to hear a woman being realistic about life.

Psalms 6:23-25 For the commandment is a lamp; and the law is light; and reproofs of instruction are the way of life: To keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman. Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.

Poor Faith Machine is the way that God made him and we know that women are known to be evil and known wanton hussies. This is known.

Perhaps this is a lesson to everyone that letting a woman into their lives can bring nothing but pain, torment and divorce for no apparent reason.

YIC

Tell us more about that pain and torment, Dr. Niles.
Did it cut you like a knife? Was it the worst time in your life?
Have a glass of that wine and tell us ALL about it. You know we love you.

[TaraAnne]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

That is a much prettier picture dear. Now I can see you properly, I have to ask: Are you related to Mrs Isaac Peters?

YiC
AW

No sister Attila I am no relation to her!