[Faith_Machine]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

No, no, no, I am a Christian gentleman who was seduced by Satan into repeatedly violating the rules laid out in Deuteronomy 22:5. Satan obviously gets some kind of sick thrill from seeing men degrade themselves in that fashion.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Brother Hutchins: The offer stands.
Sister Basilissa, you kind, sweet, precious, adorable angel: Bless your heart.
Sister Mrs. Attila: I'm shocked. Bless your heart, too.
FM: My LORD told me that I will know things by their fruit. You could be an entire fruit stand, none of which I would ever put in my pie. You know in your heart that repentance is once again necessary.
To the visitors of this forum: I am sorry that this ugly scenario had to surface. I welcome you to explore other threads where hopefully "machines" won't interfere with the work of the LORD. Print this message and you'll get one free slice of pie when a shop opens near you.

Lovingly,
NRL

[Faith_Machine]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Speaking of which, I trust none of this unpleasantness will in any way affect your thinking when you review my job application. I feel I'm really cut out for pie-mongering.

[Basilissa]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Dearest Sister Naomi:

I felt so guilty for rejecting your generous offer, that I decided to bake you a batch of roasted walnut and Peruvian chocolate chip cookies.



Beloved Brother Faith Machine: I need your current address to send you some cookies as well. Better yet, why don't you come to visit me? I'll make you some cookies and sweeten the deal with my delicious pie. Also, it seems that the winter may be finally over, and my area is very lovely during spring!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

You can count on seeing me, sister, just as soon as the pastors have signed off on my Spiritual Aversion Therapy paperwork and certified that it is once again safe for me to have unsupervised visits with members of the weaker sex.

I'm sure I will be mightily hungry for you cookies at that point, but you know what else I would like?

A nice muffin.

Preferably, a soggy muffin.

[Basilissa]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

You can count on seeing me, sister, just as soon as the pastors have signed off on my Spiritual Aversion Therapy paperwork and certified that it is once again safe for me to have unsupervised visits with members of the weaker sex.

I'm sure I will be mightily hungry for you cookies at that point, but you know what else I would like?

A nice muffin.

Preferably, a soggy muffin.

I'll be ready, waiting for you with everything you like.

[James Hutchins]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Brother Hutchins: The offer stands.
Sister Basilissa, you kind, sweet, precious, adorable angel: Bless your heart.
Sister Mrs. Attila: I'm shocked. Bless your heart, too.
FM: My LORD told me that I will know things by their fruit. You could be an entire fruit stand, none of which I would ever put in my pie. You know in your heart that repentance is once again necessary.
To the visitors of this forum: I am sorry that this ugly scenario had to surface. I welcome you to explore other threads where hopefully "machines" won't interfere with the work of the LORD. Print this message and you'll get one free slice of pie when a shop opens near you.

Lovingly,
NRL

While I appreciate it, a new truck is the least of my problems. All my US assets are frozen (except for the farm Fortunately it is owned by an offshore company that has my sons as the board of directors).
My car collectioon. Gone, all removed from my warehouses. My barely a year old, paid in cash G550 and of course my beloved Kenworth "Crusin' for Jesus". All of my investment accounts. My condo at the Bellagio. My apartment in the Landover Westin.. I could cry the poor me's all day. I do have the merc S600 and the old Bell Jet Ranger so I suppose things could be worse. But by the grace of God I go on.
I do not entirely blame FM for all this, I also blame Obama and his God hating cronies. I know once Sarah Palin gets in the White House (not a 'Black House' mind you) my situation will be restored.
Jesus has provided to me before and He will provide for me in the future.


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