[Faith_Machine]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Thank you all so much for your love and support during this difficult time. God is good!

[TaraAnne]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Thank you all so much for your love and support during this difficult time. God is good!

Faith_Machine,

I see that you are hurting with Gods help you will get through this, While we cannot communicate in private rest assured that I am always here for you and anyone that needs help!

Please accept my apology for all the trouble I caused you!

[JustGotSaved]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

How about if we just put a JesOS program on FM's machine that allows us to monitor all his computer activity? Video captures of his cam and any cams he's watching.

Would that be allowable? That way he can be "trusted". He could be allowed to skype Tara if she's willing,and we'll know pronto if he's been untoward toward her.

I'm sure some of the pastors here can spend some time monitoring and recording all his webcam sessions. I'm not a paster but i'll volunteer.

Just a thought, but i willingly defer to the judgement of my betters on this.

[James Hutchins]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

While I love FM like any Christian Brother, I still am having a hard time resolving the issues with my Truck Stop Ministering program, specifically the "Truckers Shifting the Gears of Truckers for Jesus' subsidy. As many of you know, the 501C IRS status was revocated retroactively back to 2011. Many of my meager assets have been seized. I no longer have my G550 or my car collection. While the IRS has not auctioned them off, it breaks my heart to see the local 'agents' tooling about in my all original Dan Gurney GT40. Every time they miss a shift, it is like Jesus weeps a little more.
I wish the best for FM, I really do. However, it is hard for me to understand how a Christian man would let Satan get such a firm grip on his Christianity and then try to claim 'I did not realize what I was doing'.

[KateSanders]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

I wish the best for FM, I really do. However, it is hard for me to understand how a Christian man would let Satan get such a firm grip on his Christianity and then try to claim 'I did not realize what I was doing'.

Psalm 46:1
FM should have looked to God when he was tested by Satan, instead of allowing that to happen.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

All FM did was ask an innocent question in regards to LBC's finances that were destined for one James Hutchins. I for one, will stand by FM. Did those funds ever arrive, JH?

[James Hutchins]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

All FM did was ask an innocent question in regards to LBC's finances that were destined for one James Hutchins. I for one, will stand by FM. Did those funds ever arrive, JH?

According to the Churches joo accountants, just one dollar. I do not know the details and was not privy to the internal documents compiled by the Church elders along with the expert assistance of Bobby-Joe and the Landover securityUshers. But I heard something about a donkey, messico and some senorita named 'Mescali-something'. I am sure there are other bits of information (probably HD video, knowing Bobby-Joe's thoroughness)and it would be improper for me to suggest any impropriety with out concrete factual information.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Friends, I'm as horrified as any of you are about the disappearance of those funds earmarked for Mr. Hutchins' foundation. Satan stole that money, just as surely as Satan got me into trouble with Web cams and ruined my perfect record of abstaining from masturbation. The Enemy is a powerful one, but take heart, for Jesus is more powerful!

[Mr. Sam Woo]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Oh yeah? Was it Satan make you bust in my laundry and take Miss Cookie's dress and masturbate all over it with your penis? You sick guy! Very sick! Stay away from my store until you can pay for damage you did!

[Godfly]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Wait! Faith Machine is a man?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Wait! Faith Machine is a man?

Has he been pretending to be a woman to you too? Because when I first joined these forums I had some very odd private messages from him concerning my underwear preferences, which suggested that he was a woman. He wanted photos, but something (almost certainly the protection of Jesus) made me suspicious and I never replied.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Hello Naomi Ruth Lamb.

If you have a camera on your computer you should put a Post-It Note over the lens when you are not using it. There are people out there who will find your camera and turn it on and if you walk around in your underpants they will see you.

Web cams were not invented in the Bible but still people should not be looking at you in your underpants look at Jude 1:4 it says:

For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

I do not like the idea of people having lascivious thoughts when they see me in my underpants not everybody wears boxer shorts you know.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Attila's Wife]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

If you have a camera on your computer you should put a Post-It Note over the lens when you are not using it. There are people out there who will find your camera and turn it on and if you walk around in your underpants they will see you.

Brother Rusty, I know you mean well, but I think you should know that True Christian(TM) women never walk around the house in their panties. In case you should misunderstand this (and we all know that you often misunderstand, bless you), I mean that although we always wear panties, we are not wearing only our panties. We have other clothes on top at all times.

I am relieved to hear that you have solved your own problem by using post-it notes over "the lens" as you call it.

With affectionate regards, as ever,
AW

[Faith_Machine]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

Wait! Faith Machine is a man?

I warn you, my brother in Christ, do not pursue this line of thought.

(It might lead to a discussion about what happened that one time when we bumped into each other at TGI Fridays and I was wearing a dress from Betsy Johnson and we were both three sheets to the wind.)

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: EMERGENCY Security Alert

According to the Churches joo accountants, just one dollar.

There's the answer to the missing funds. The joos have your money Brother Hutchins. Brother Faith is innocent. Mistress Cookie is innocent too. I will ask my husband to raise this at the monthly meeting, appoint new accountants, and drag those thieving hook nosed joos to be dealt with by the law.


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