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There are many of you out there who are not True Christians. As such, you hold to some strange notion that God (Who is Jesus, Who is The Holy Spirit) is some sort of Favourite Uncle Who will get you out of trouble no matter what you do. You believe that it is merely a question of speaking to Him or appearing before Him and saying you’re sorry and Paradise is yours.
Others think that parts of this site focus too heavily on homerism and the punishment of having Satan’s talliwacker inserted where it shouldn’t go.
Unfortunately neither is the case.
Friends, though some may deny it, we all know that a deck of cards is Satan’s Bible (regardless of what Wink Martindale said in his Deck Of Cards lyrics, which are nothing more than the Snake-Oil salesmanship of a false prophet.)
Let me show you this instructive film of what happens when you open that book instead of KJV 1611.
Now do you see what the future holds for those who play cards and reject Jesus's offer of friendship?
Others think that parts of this site focus too heavily on homerism and the punishment of having Satan’s talliwacker inserted where it shouldn’t go.
Unfortunately neither is the case.
Friends, though some may deny it, we all know that a deck of cards is Satan’s Bible (regardless of what Wink Martindale said in his Deck Of Cards lyrics, which are nothing more than the Snake-Oil salesmanship of a false prophet.)
Let me show you this instructive film of what happens when you open that book instead of KJV 1611.
Now do you see what the future holds for those who play cards and reject Jesus's offer of friendship?