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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22906

    #1

    MERS Virus, Death comes to America

    MERS is a disease so deadly that Obama has hired tame “scientists” to lie about its horrific, plague-like effects and how and why it has reached America.

    MERS = Middle Eastern Respiratory Syndrome was previously known as ILES -> Islamic Lung Explosion Syndrome, but this was thought to be too honest by the Demoncrat Administration.

    Even Fox News has felt unable to tell you the whole, horrific truth.
    The MERS virus has been found in camels, but officials don't know how it is spreading to humans. [Edit EB – Sex with camels is the answer!] It can spread from person to person, … But it appears to be unusually lethal
    A Muslim sympathiser, now in the US, has been sent on mission to infect and kill children, Christians and Veterans near you.

    A man, who, for the sake of convenience, we will call “Mohammed” arrived from Saudi Arabia on April 24th coughing and spiting on anyone who looked vaguely American. This minion of Al Qaida was on a suicide mission. Infected with MERS virus, he boarded a flight to Chicago O’Hare, stopping only for a dry-run in England’s airport.

    Days and weeks later, in order to reveal the biological warfare and claim Al Qaida responsibility, he admitted himself to a hospital in Chicago, where, before being detained in isolation, he had walked through many public parts of the building as innocent, non-Obamacare citizens were, in a weakened condition, awaiting treatment.

    The virus is here! It will not be stopped!

    How do you know you have MERS?
    1. You cough
    2. You feel a little hot or unwell
    3. It seems as if there is a little difficulty drawing breath
    4. AND THEN, BANG!
    5. You give another cough and your lungs, in liquid form, vomit forth from you noses and mouth, infecting all around you.
    6. If you are Saved, you see Jesus.

    And that’s how it goes. The Demoncrats want this swept under the carpet. They want to distance themselves from their pathetic Immigration policies; they think that they can re-settle the US with Mexicans and Asians under a Black, Foreign, Dynasty of Presidents.

    How to protect yourself from the Angel of Death?

    Doctors and hospitals are nothing more than breeding grounds for the virus. Doctors are all scientists! They lie and are easily bribed to say anything.

    Accept Jesus as Lord! Pray to Jesus! Beg Him for His Protection. If you have a Guardian Angel, ask him to point out the infected and avoid them. It will not harm to mark your door with the blood of a lamb.

    Read more at http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/0...s-in-american/
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14584

    #2
    Re: MERS Virus, Death comes to America


    I have heard that copious amounts of gin kill off malaria.



    Would date absinthe (available at 80-90% vol. as a black syrupy sort of stuff) work on MERS?

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: MERS Virus, Death comes to America

      This new disease sent by a loving Jesus to wipe out mudslimes has it's origins in the bestiality that the diaperheads commonly practice.



      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • BaptistBethany
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2014
        • 280

        #4
        Re: MERS Virus, Death comes to America

        Dear Ezekial Bathfire, I posted about this a day or two ago. I'm glad you saw the news too and posted it again.
        Also, I agree with you that this virus is spreading to humans because the mooslims are having sexual relations with camels. Those towel-headed men are so disgusting!
        Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
        Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
        ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: MERS Virus, Death comes to America

          What can you expect from a religion whose "prophet" orders its followers to drink camel piss.

          Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234:

          Narrated Abu Qilaba:

          Anas said, "Some people of 'Ukl or 'Uraina tribe came to Medina and its climate did not suit them. So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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