Proving that nobody can get into heaven.

[LyingDingDong]

I came across this video the other day and wanted to share it with you guys. I'm sure there is some logical explanation for why it's wrong.

Can someone embed this for me or teach me how to embed videos; I would appreciate it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzzORZhnCao

[Deaner]

Re: Proving that nobody can get into heaven.

I came across this video the other day and wanted to share it with you guys. I'm sure there is some logical explanation for why it's wrong.

Can someone embed this for me or teach me how to embed videos; I would appreciate it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzzORZhnCao

The logical explanation for why it's wrong is because it comes from "GodIsImaginary.com". Show me something from Landover that says the same thing and I might give it some validity.

As far as telling you how to imbed videos, ask your father satan.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Proving that nobody can get into heaven.

The logical explanation for why it's wrong is because it comes from "GodIsImaginary.com". Show me something from Landover that says the same thing and I might give it some validity.

As far as telling you how to imbed videos, ask your father satan.

Deaner, so right you are. Ding Dong needs to do some careful reflection on his own current (non)-relationship with Jesus instead of parroting some pagan bible-bashing website. Any dumb donkey can cut and paste and embed video clips.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Proving that nobody can get into heaven.

Deaner, so right you are. Ding Dong needs to do some careful reflection on his own current (non)-relationship with Jesus instead of parroting some pagan bible-bashing website. Any dumb donkey can cut and paste and embed video clips.

You better be careful. If you kiss any more ass you might fall into one of the moderators' asses.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Proving that nobody can get into heaven.

You better be careful. If you kiss any more ass you might fall into one of the moderators' asses.

Balaam was rebuked by an ass. You consider yourself better than Balaam?

Num 22:
[21] And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.
[23] And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way.
[25] And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again.
[27] And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.
[28] And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
[29] And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
[30] And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Proving that nobody can get into heaven.

I came across this video the other day and wanted to share it with you guys. I'm sure there is some logical explanation for why it's wrong.

Can someone embed this for me or teach me how to embed videos; I would appreciate it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzzORZhnCao

I looked at that whilst clutching KJV1611 for spiritual protection. The reader seems sane but starts out saying that this is how "you prove to yourself.." i.e. not anyone else, least of all me!

Step 2 Jesus speaks directly to the man and tells him what he should do. Not what others might have to do.
Step 3 Look for the 17th Century word "hate" - it means to "love less". We don't want people putting off God's work just because of a family crisis do we?
Step 4 Entirely symbolic (unless you're a Catlick, in which case you're nuts and shouldn't be here.)
Step 5 This is the innocence of simple faith. A child trusts its parents.
Step 6 This is spiritual rebirth; the spirit is often compared to wind (real wind, not flatulence)
Step 7 Jesus often criticized the Pharisees and Law Givers because they kept to the letter not to the spirit of the law. It is quite simple to be better than them - Jesus thought they were idiots.
Step 8 The only verse required. Once Saved Always Saved.

LDD - can you break down your questions please? I could have written several books on that.

Also, use your brain and simply accept that we and God are right.

[Bob4God]

Re: Proving that nobody can get into heaven.

LyingDingDong,

You are cleary a very confused young man. I too was like you: Rebellious, angry and hurt. Fortunately, I found GOD's favorite church, and that all changed forever.

I think that with some time and effort, I could help you find the answers you're looking for.

I understand that you have trouble with the M-word. This is something that I could also help you with. I could minister sweetly to you for hours on end, as we discuss your body and you confess your filthy fantasies to me. It would be helpful for you to write down the details of your disgusting behavior and send them to bob_for_god@hotmail.com

Also, my good friend, Brother Edward Current might be able to help you. Have a look at his Guide to Resisting the Urge

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Proving that nobody can get into heaven.

Brother Bathfire has given good Christian testimony on each of the silly points made in the video.

God is ineffable and mysterious. The Holy Mind is inscrutable.

O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out! Romans 11:33

His mighty Judgments are "unsearchable". That means that no one can figure out what the hell God is thinking. His ways are "past finding out."

The video demonstrates that quite nicely! The authors simply can't figure out what Jesus meant. They end up with a mess of contradictory and impossible stuff. Which is EXACTLY what the BIble says!

Indeed, His ways are WAAAAY past finding out!

I don't know why you have trouble with this.

Hast thou not known? hast thou not heard, that the everlasting God, the LORD, the Creator of the ends of the earth, fainteth not, neither is weary? there is no searching of his understanding. Isaiah 40:28

The Lord God never gets tired of His own inscrutability. He just goes on and on, far beyond any understanding of mankind. Have you comprehended the Great Koan of Marhatsattatva:

The river constantly changing, the lotus-pond unutterably still: what is the true spirit of water? ...Fucking mosquitoes!

If even heathens can come up with unsolvable riddles, how can you hope to understand the eternal and true Lord of Hosts?

~~ OEJ

[Bob4God]

Re: Proving that nobody can get into heaven.

Brother Jack, you're quite right.

However, I believe that once you've entered into a personal relationship with JESUS CHRIST, the Holy Ghost comes to impresses the will of our Heavenly Father on us, so that we can feel what it is GOD is thinking, and wants us to do.

Once again, the only answer is a personal relationship with JESUS.