God's Favourite Noise

[JawOfAnAss]

A pig's squeal, a dog's bark, the strange sounds of Snotty's fart.
An angel's wings, bells that ring, DogSpit does the nasty thing.
Trumpets sound, wheels go round, Bozo's drunk and hittin' the ground.

Choppin' heads, bleeding hearts, soldiers for Jesus on the march.
Mother's sigh, daughter's cry, negroids munchin' on Kentucky Fried.

Around the globe, from nation to nation
God's in tune with his favourite station.



What's God's favourite noise?

[Deaner]

Re: God's Favourite Noise

What's God's favourite noise?

I think Christ's favourite noise is sinners getting ass-raped in hell while demons peel their skin off. Damn I can't wait to get to heaven so I can see that.

[Cheshire]

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I think God's favorite sound is people praising him while they watch sinners get thrown into various lakes, all very horrible and nasty.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: God's Favourite Noise

The clack of the pool balls,the neon buzzin. I think he would be happy if ya'll just shut the f%#k while he's tryin to shoot. Thats just my thought. Thanx.

[Nobar King]

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My windchimes remind me of angels. I know that God loves their sound.

[LyingDingDong]

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The click of the mouse every time Pastor Ezekiel makes a post.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Psalm 95:1: O come, let us sing unto the LORD: let us make a joyful noise to the rock of our salvation.

Psalm 98:4: Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all the earth: make a loud noise, and rejoice, and sing praise.

Psalm 98:6: With trumpets and sound of cornet make a joyful noise before the LORD, the King.

Psalm 100:1: [[A Psalm of praise.]] Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all ye lands.

I believe that God's favorite noise is the joyful noise of our praises. God in His awesome majesty and perfection wants us puny mortals to devote ourselves to praising Him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God's Favourite Noise

The joyful noise of the Sunday collection plate.

The click of the Paypal button.

You know who you are. Don't rob God.

[SUV]

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If only Poetic Peter were here now to read this lovely poetry



Bozo! What's this I see?! I must say, God's least favorite noise must be the sound of you hitting the pavement again!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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May I make a nomination:

Romans 8:26 (I'd use an accurate Bible, but you insist on the inaccurate KJV, so I've quoted one from it):

"Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered."

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God's Favourite Noise

May I make a nomination:

Romans 8:26 (I'd use an accurate Bible, but you insist on the inaccurate KJV, so I've quoted one from it):

"Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered."

I suppose I've got to ask, "As the Spirit intercedes, why do you need a priest, Mary, all the saints, various apparitions on tortillas, paintings, etc. to intercede?"

PS, if it means losing your job, I'll understand if you are a bit worried about replying. I have it on authority that Mr Ratzinger has Landover on his Firefox favorites.

[Mistress Cookie]

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It must be the first little gasp (and sometimes sputtering) of True Christian breath as a sinner emerges from Baptismal.

The longer the sinner is heald beneath the surface, the louder and wilder the cry. Music to God's ears!

PRAISE BE!

[SUV]

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It must be the first little gasp (and sometimes sputtering) of True Christian breath as a sinner emerges from Baptismal.

The longer the sinner is heald beneath the surface, the louder and wilder the cry. Music to God's ears!

PRAISE BE!

If this is the case, Mistress Cookie, then perhaps this is why the jooze consider themselves "The Chosen People"

Such terrible shrieks the little newBorn hebes must make as they are being Circumsized!

[Mistress Cookie]

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Can we agree, SUV, that God's least favorite sound is the helpless cry of Christian babes, as they're sacrificed in the daily Hebraic rituals that take place in kosher households 'round the world?

[SUV]

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God also dislikes the sound of Prayer, apparently