God repeats a Miracle

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Remember that dot-head who told Pastor Zeke that God and he were assholes*?

I read this the other day: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local...275987891.html

A 299-pound black bear attacked and killed a 22-year-old Rutgers student who had been hiking with friends in a northern New Jersey nature preserve Sunday, wildlife and school officials say.

It was the state's first deadly bear attack on a human.

The guy who got killed was a dot-head. It must be him.

Note that last sentence: It was the state's first deadly bear attack on a human. Only God could cause such a thing. Without doubt this was a manifestation of the Power of The Lord as per Elisha:

2Ki:2:23: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
2Ki:2:24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
2Ki:2:25: And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.

(I always liked the way Elisha strolled on as if nothing unusual had happened: just another day in the Holy Land.)



*Lord forgive me, they are the words of an heathen.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God repeats a Miracle

Wow! It must be the same guy.

I really laughed at the way the secular scientist tried to justify it. (Who knew there was even such a job as "black bear biologist"?)

Perhaps it was diseased or rabid, for example, said Kelcey Burguess,

Perhaps this, perhaps that. Perhaps it was a female bear with PMT? Perhaps it just really hated the foul smell of curry?

It just goes to prove that God has Pastor Zeke's back and that the Pastor was right to leave it to Our Lord rather than report the dot-head to Homeland Security.

Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

[quote]Edited to ask:
***Is a "black bear biologist" a biologist who specializes in black bears, or a black biologist who specializes in bears of any color?

[Talitha]

Re: God repeats a Miracle

It has to be him.
There can't be that many Injuns called Patel.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God repeats a Miracle

Wow! It must be the same guy.

Exactly! I think we can call that one "settled"

I really laughed at the way the secular scientist tried to justify it. (Who knew there was even such a job as "black bear biologist". ***)

More "scientist so-called" trying to sound important!

Perhaps it was diseased or rabid, for example, said Kelcey Burguess,

Any excuse by an atheist to discredit God

Perhaps this, perhaps that. Perhaps it was a female bear with PMT? Perhaps it just really hated the foul smell of curry?

It just goes to prove that God has Pastor Zeke's back and that the Pastor was right to leave it to Our Lord rather than report the dot-head to Homeland Security.

So true. Trust in The Lord and you can't go wrong. Personally, I am watching for what happens to the asshole who took my place in the parking lot at the True Christian bookshop. It ain't going to be nice.

As you say,

Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

Such an apt verse!

Edited to ask:
*** Is a "black bear biologist" a biologist who specializes in black bears, or a black biologist who specializes in bears of any color?

Sounds like an "Affirmative Action" job to me. Mind you, them jigs can run, which is an advantage when dealing with bears.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God repeats a Miracle

Plus, you have to wonder whether God is smiting Rutgers as a consequence of this, or whether this woman was Patak's girlfriend.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God repeats a Miracle

You never know with dot-heads, she is described as "an animal lover" so anything is possible.