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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #1

    Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

    Just when you think these breakaway cultists have hit rock bottom something like this comes along and shows everyone why the only Church for actual Christians is The Holy Roman Church!


    With all of his horrible transgression his dimwit congregation were still supportive of this horrible sinner who had not even been to Confession! (Yes, we get them all of the time.)


    “The church was very accepting of Reverend McFarland and was willing to help him in any way possible,” said one church member who wished to remain anonymous.

    Perhaps emboldened by his church’s loving support in the wake of the disclosure, McFarland went on in following weeks to reveal more and more about how he had failed the church, including misappropriation of church funds, periods of heavy drug use and sex acts with women in the congregation
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    Does any of this sound a little familiar to the cornflake and ketchup crowd in Freehold?




    Bless you, my Rubenesque Rabelaisians,
    Father Mo




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    A Cardinal in the making.

  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #2
    Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

    Yep. He would fit well in with the papists. They wouldn't blink an eye - name a papist priest who hasn't done that, and worse.
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

      Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
      Yep. He would fit well in with the papists. They wouldn't blink an eye - name a papist priest who hasn't done that, and worse.
      And when these things happens with the mackerel-snappers (usually involving children), they quietly send the "priest" to another "church" so they can continue their shenanigans uninterrupted.

      Sick.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22938

        #4
        Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

        “The church was very accepting of Reverend McFarland and was willing to help him in any way possible,” said one church member who wished to remain anonymous.

        Perhaps emboldened by his church’s loving support in the wake of the disclosure, McFarland went on in following weeks to reveal more and more about how he had failed the church, including misappropriation of church funds, periods of heavy drug use and sex acts with women in the congregation
        A casualty in the battle against the Armies of Satan led by the Vicar of Rome.

        My heart goes out to the Rev. McFarlane. He has been martyred in the cause of broadcasting the truth. He was obviously set up by Catholics acting as minions of the Lord of the Flies as he was being too effective.

        Oh, yes papist! You will deny it, but we all know the truth.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

          It is a sad fact that most Negroe churches that advertise themselves as Baptist are not, in fact, Baptist Churches.

          This is a case in point. This so called Pastor has the AIDS. He didn't get it in Sunday School. Well, maybe the Sunday School at his church, but I digress. The point is that these Negroe sinners were up to the usual Negroe tricks- fornication, playing cards, rolling dice, drinking malt liquor and so on.

          Stealing, adulterous relationships, drinking strong whiskey, using drugs- No Baptist Pastor would have to make such announcements to his congregation.

          These crimes are more on the order of Roman Catholic atrocities, though Roman lust is mostly perverted in nature.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

            This, from the "father" who defends blasphemous and laughable doctrines like transubstantiation.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • JustGotSaved
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 519

              #7
              Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post

              [DELETED things that only a Catlik would notice]

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              Will no one rid us of this turbulent priest??!
              Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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              • Des
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2013
                • 2718

                #8
                Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

                I'm trying to remember exactly when Paul went to Rome and founded their church. Can't seem to find that in my Bible.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Unfalsifiable
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 836

                  #9
                  Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

                  Originally posted by Des View Post
                  I'm trying to remember exactly when Paul went to Rome and founded their church. Can't seem to find that in my Bible.
                  They just make it up! Honestly, did they not think everyone would notice they were making all this stuff up?
                  READ THE BIBLE

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #10
                    Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

                    Originally posted by Des View Post
                    I'm trying to remember exactly when Paul went to Rome and founded their church. Can't seem to find that in my Bible.
                    There are reasons why the Roman institution isn't exactly keen on Bible study.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                    • Adam Fag
                      Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 656

                      #11
                      Re: Even More Baptwit Malfeasance!

                      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                      breakaway cultists
                      What's this?

                      Vatican Insider
                      Two Greek Metropolitans, Andrew of Dryinoupolis, Pogoniani and Konitsa and Seraphim of Piraeus and Faliro have written a harsh 89-page letter to the “Head of State of the Vatican City”, asking Rome to renounce its “satanic pride”
                      Let's play “SPOT THE LACK OF FUNDS”

                      (no, can't quite make it out)

                      The Orthodox Church News
                      The Roman Catholic Church was in communion with the Orthodox Church until the great schism. It is one of the five ancient Orthodox Patriarchates of the Christian world, but sadly fall out of communion from rest of the sister Orthodox Patriarchates over a number of key theological and historical reasons.
                      full text here

                      So, what was that he said?
                      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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