Chinese Baptwits even crazier than Landovarians!

[Father Maurice Lester]

These cultists, in the usual fashion of the fashion challenged, were in a McDonalds (The highest form of Iowan cuisine ) recruiting fellow nutters when they decided to murder a woman they felt was demonically possessed.

How typical.

...Called the Church of the Almighty God, it claims to have a million followers, aggressively promotes Doomsday scenarios, wants to destroy the Democratic Party...

And to no surprise...

“They’re extremely violent and use sex to try to convert people,” he told Vice magazine. “I’ve heard stories of Christians being burned, beaten, and told to kill their children. When they kidnap you, you usually don’t get out for six months, and that whole time they’re trying to brainwash you.”

This is what happens when Christians ignore the one true Church and follow break-away crazies like Luther and King James but it is almost never too late to repent and find Jesus through the Holy Roman Church.

No murders, no crazy sex stories, no pilfering of assets... just good old-fashioned worship and living the way Jesus commands.




Bless you, my discount dressers in an Armani world,
Father Mo




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[A Follower]

Re: Chinese Baptwits even crazier than Landovarians!

Very sad that you have to resort to lies once again to paint Baptist Christians in a bad light. The people you are referring to are pentecostals, not baptists. They even claim Jesus has been reborn as some chink chick, if there is anything more unBiblical I don't know about it. So it's not surprising that they would be involved in extra-judicial killings and sexual perversions, we see the same in all other cults following a false god: the papists use child rape to attract followers, the atheists induct new members with homosexuality, the wiccans lure victims into their cult with human sacrifice, the muslims advertise using mass murder, etc., etc. When people aren't Baptist they just don't have any decency or respect for human dignity.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Chinese Baptwits even crazier than Landovarians!

I would like to first point out that the simple fact that these Chinamen want to destroy the godless Democrats can in no way be taken as an indication that they are Christian. There are no better or skilled capitalists or shrewd business men than the Chinamen, though they are not Christian. It is only natural that people trying to make a living would want to destroy the Democrats, even if they are heathens who want to eat.

As Brother Follower has pointed out, these Chinamen are no more Christian than the Romans. Like the Romans, they claim to be Christians for cynical purposes.

Mister Lester, I believe your energies would be well spent trying to subvert these Chinamen. They are your kind of "Christian".

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Chinese Baptwits even crazier than Landovarians!

Very sad that you have to resort to lies once again to paint Baptist Christians in a bad light.

You'll have to forgive Mo. He's a Catlick and as such he believes anything.

Wasn't it Ignatius Loyola who ordered his followers to "believe seven impossible things before breakfast"?

I think the telling point is that these slants killed the woman, which is a bit like killing the golden goose: if they had driven the demons out over a period of, say, three or four years, through monthly one-to-one meetings, her "love offerings" could have been used for furthering the Cause. That's what Pastor Zeke would have done.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Chinese Baptwits even crazier than Landovarians!

These cultists, in the usual fashion of the fashion challenged, were in a McDonalds (The highest form of Iowan cuisine

Actually, McDonalds is a Scotchland restaurant (as you can easily tell by the name), and the Scotch just happen to be about 90% some form of catlick.

Nice try, "Padre."

Yours in Christ (NOT THE McRI,

Zech

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Chinese Baptwits even crazier than Landovarians!

I wonder how the good "father" would defend his dress-wearing pope from his comments on homersexurals today.

Even the atheists are laughing at you.

[Des]

Re: Chinese Baptwits even crazier than Landovarians!

I wonder how the good "father" would defend his dress-wearing pope from his comments on homersexurals today.

Even the atheists are laughing at you.

Does this mean the priesthood is finally coming out of the closet? Not that they had anyone fooled to begin with, what with their wearing dresses and buggering altar boys and all.

[Red Attila]

Re: Chinese Baptwits even crazier than Landovarians!

...No murders, no crazy sex stories, no pilfering of assets... just good old-fashioned worship and living the way Jesus commands....

I suggest Fr Lester revise this description of the Church of Rome. It is so inaccurate as to be ludicrous. A church steeped in murder over many centuries, one only has to consider the Borgias to see this, plagued for centuries with pederasty and in recent decades with persistent accusations of paedophilia and pederasty world-wide, of theft and financial irregularities on a massive scale, from the Church's seizure of huge tracts of land in Europe in the Middle Ages and Counter-Reformation for Church fiefdoms to the scandal of the Banco Ambrosiano. No Fr Lester, you are quite wrong in your description of the Whore of Babylon!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Chinese Baptwits even crazier than Landovarians!

I wonder how the good "father" would defend his dress-wearing pope from his comments on homersexurals today.

Even the atheists are laughing at you.

The laughter and derision the Church faces from those likely to spend eternity as BBQ coals for Satan's eternal cook-out is of no bother or consequence to God, His Church or Its humble servants.

Atheists, homosexuals, Baptwits and the likes are all children of God and deserve the efforts of The Roman Catholic Church to bring them into the fold of believers so that the death of Jesus on the cross for their sins was not in vain. I would have thought that even you and your fellow 'Pastors' would have figured out the basics of faith and forgiveness by now but nobody ever went broke betting on tornados versus trailer parks.

While on the subject of grievous sinners, I see one of your roadkill as hair hucksters has been exposed as the Baptwit fraud he has always been!

“They called Jesus a homosexual, did you know that? And still do. Because he was with men.”

As for the claim that Angley encouraged men in the church to have vasectomies, he said that he had “helped so many of the boys down through the years.”

“They had their misgivings,” he recalled. “Sure, I’d have them uncover themselves, but I did not handle them at all.”

“And I would tell them how that would work. And they’d have to watch it. I’d have some of them come back to me that I felt needed to. And I would tell them, I would look at them, their privates — I, so I could tell how they were swelling,” the pastor told the congregation. “I was a farm boy. We thought nothing about undressing. We didn’t know about homosexuals. We talked about women.”

When your house is in order feel free to cast a stone or two.





Bless you, my obsolagniuos oblocutor,
Father Mo




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