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Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
Made ya look. 
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Re: Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
The only merit of that poem is its brevity.Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostMade ya look.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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It's not clever and it's not funny, wasting everyone's valuable time. It doesn't even rhyme.Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostVaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Verily, Sister! As it is not a proper poem and it IS written by a repulsive atheist (but I'm hopeful he'll receive the Might of Jesus any day now), I decided to look for hidden messages with text reversal (koolayedam - admittedly we get 'cool' aye Edam, which is a town and a kind of cheese in Godless Nether Lands but I don't think our resident atheist is educated enough to know this) and anagrammatics (more fruitful - knew it!).Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
MADE YA LOOK yields a few possible messages as follows:- À la doom key - refers to Armaggedon and could be baaad news for us.
- Do male, okey! - of course, he would try to seduce us into sodomy... They always do.
- Do kale mayo - again, seducing into vegetarianism which is a gateway sin into sodomy.
- Yo! Make load! - more sodomy.
The Bible tells us more. God hates Esau (Romans 9:13). He must also hate this atheist.
Obadiah 1:6
How are the things of Esau searched out! how are his hidden things sought up!
With God's help we can unravel the revolting hidden desires of the heathen and help him gain the conditional love of our Redeemer. Let us not prohibit him from making these 'poems'. While they may be worthless as literature, they open a window to the corrupted souls of the sinner and his commander, Satan. It is ugly but it is useful.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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I am Praying as hard as I can that the merciful Lord Blesses you with a malignant tumor, so excruciatingly painful that you beg for death.Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostMade ya look.
Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I'll join that prayer-chain, Pastor. I think Jesus has given the atheist more than enough opportunities to recant, it is high time for a Heavenly smiting!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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I think I love you.XDComment
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MADE YA LOOKI think you might be overstereotypifying our poet. Taking the second word as spoken rather than as a pronoun, somebody was made to look, I happened to notice the first word in this song (usually with a variant spelling)Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
MADE JAH LOOK
Although in this case it would be [COLOR="Green"]Satan[/COLOR].
@ 0:52ff
In the green green pasture I meet my master
In the green green pasture I meet my master
It was a wonderful time
Such a wonderful time
It was a wonderful time
He was having a wonderful time and made Jah look in a green pastoral setting for some reason probably wafting from an aladdin's cave.Comment
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