I love me a sweet little cunny!

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

I wrote this ode to my favourite animals; rabbits! Did you know in the Middle Ages rabbits used to be known by an old Gaelic term known as "conies" or "cunnies" in England and Ireland? I wanted to celebrate heritage by with this soothing lullaby that is super easy and can be sung to your kids!

I love me a sweet little cunny,
one that's all fluffy and funny,
I'll feed it with carrots all night and day,
and take it out so that we may play,
I love to take my finger play with its button,
that's how I adore my sweet little muffin,
I'll invite the children to come out and around
they'll say "Gee, Gale's got the cutest cunny in town!"
Oh, would you like to play with my cunny?
It's oh so small, furry and sweet!
Now don't be afraid of my wittle, wunny, cunny,
come closer and give it a treat!

-Gale

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Rabbits are for eating. That is why God created them.

Ge:1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Ge:9:2: And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Rabbits are for eating. That is why God created them.

Ge:1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Ge:9:2: And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.

I'd rather you didn't eat my cunny, Mr. Bathfire! (Though that recipe does look tasty!)

Besides, this is the Poetaster's Corner, not the Pot-roaster!

[Des]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Does this mean you don't want my family hasenpfeffer recipe?

[handmaiden]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Leviticus 11:6

And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Does this mean you don't want my family hasenpfeffer recipe?

Oh do send my way Des! I'll eat anything.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Rabbits are for eating. That is why God created them.

. . .

My sentiments as well, and Chuck Jones (inspired by Wagner) had the same idea.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

My sentiments as well, and Chuck Jones (inspired by Wagner) had the same idea.

Robert Wagner? He is quite dreamy, especially with age!

[amy14md]

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I'm very confused by this ... it don't feel 2 Christ like to me??

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

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I'm very confused by this ... it don't feel 2 Christ like to me??

It's okay to feel confused dear. You can come to me if you are feeling lost.

[Didymus Much]

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I'm very confused by this ... it don't feel 2 Christ like to me??...

That's because it's about Gail. Everything's about Gail.

[Faith_Machine]

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I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about this poem seems a little off.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

That's because it's about Gail. Everything's about Gail.

Jealous much, Didymus?

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about this poem seems a little off.

It's Gale's babbling. Don't think too hard, and it will sink in. Also, the rhyme and measure is just plain sloppy and doesn't quite fit.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Seems like rhyme and measure aren't the only sloppy things around here.