You're a Grand Ol' Border Wall

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Blessings, all,

I wanted to show for you all, the lyrics to one of my hit songs, You're a Grand Old Border Wall, from my new music tour, Sinless Sing-Along Psalms for Shithole Countries. The amazing part is, we even cohersed Trump to be our special guest falsetto, which he agreed to record, when he has a moment to take his mind off Mueller nonsense. He said himself, even a busy man like him needs to take time away from tedious work to attend to spiritual endeavors with fellow Americans. I hope to get copies of the album out to all members soon. This particular song would make an excellent ringtone!




You're a Grand Old Border Wall
Inspired by President Donald J. Trump
Lyrics by Jim C. Lombardo & Jesus Guest lyrics - President Donald J. Trump


You’re a grand old border wall,
you're built high, and true
And for here on, no more beaners will come through!
You’re the pillar that stands
to protect our lands,
and keep all those rapists away!


Every white feels safe,
when the brownies stay away
in their shitholes far across the ocean blue!
Should old acquaintances be illegal scum
Keep your eye on your neighbours,
we'll deport them, too!




You’re a grand old border wall,
Designed by glorious Trump,
And forever may he be our President!
He's the man we love,
Appointed by God
So charming, and handsome and brave!
He's our Commander true
For the red white and blue
(Though he may brag 'bout grabbing a pussy or two!)
Let all his accusers be forgot



Keep your eye on your neighbors!

Keep your eye on your servants!

Keep out all wetbacks from the USA!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: You're a Grand Ol' Border Wall

Really nice song. Maybe it needs more references to the fact that shithole countries will pay for it, sometime. But it is nice already.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You're a Grand Ol' Border Wall

Well, it seems it's already a success - I heard someone whistling it when I went to watch the mud-wrestling.

The songs on that album are some of Jimmy's best titles but the new song is icing on the cake.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: You're a Grand Ol' Border Wall

Thanks you so humbly much, both! The best part about making music for God is when it catches on through the general public.

Brother Gonzalez,


You're absolutely correct - that would have been an excellent detail to include. As it is with songwriting, you can't include all of your ideas, but I did whip up this extra stanza with your suggestion in consideration.




Those de-plor-a-bles...
now truly, they stink!
Should they not pay for our freedom they drink?
they must recompense,
from the land they come whence,
And if they refuse, Trump will make them extinct!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: You're a Grand Ol' Border Wall

The Holy Spirit has truly inspired you Brother Lombardo. The following instrumental arrangement will enable the residents of Freehold to start singing this song, and we hope that all True Americans will join in.