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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696
    #1

    a newly minted Irish Joke by your friendly PP

    Two drunken Irishmen, locked in mortal combat, with fists
    and rocks, and horse dung and more fists yet for weapons.

    The Protestant had just about gotten the Catholic licked.
    Both men were reeling, almost spent.

    The Protestant suddenly stopped. To be sure to be victorious,
    he desisted from delivering the fatal blow.

    "I just wanted to teach you a lesson:
    we anti-papists are a tolerant breed."
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22827
      #2
      Re: a newly minted Irish Joke by your friendly PP

      It's brilliant because it's true!

      PS You leave Robert Frost standing!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Poetic Peter
          Christian Poet Emeritus
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2006
          • 1696
          #3
          Re: a newly minted Irish Joke by your friendly PP

          You, sir, here again, humble this servant of God, our Lord,
          who teaches us in verse and humor that THE INERRANT WORD OF
          THE BIBLE is the only truth and way for mere men to sit at the right hand of Himself.

          Protestants, mislead, and Catlicks, mortal fools, can beat each others' brains apart.
          We Baptists observe, serene, assured, and know only love without mercy to be the way.

          Stone or get stoned, be our King James' motto, to him and to us, from God, toward man.


          Thank you Brother Bathfire,

          Peter

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: a newly minted Irish Joke by your friendly PP

              Brother Peter, I would say I wish I wasn't a woman so I could write poetry such as yours, but even as a Man, I Fear© I could never even tiptoe up close to your brilliance

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551
                  #5
                  Re: a newly minted Irish Joke by your friendly PP

                  Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                  Two drunken Irishmen, locked in mortal combat, with fists
                  and rocks, and horse dung and more fists yet for weapons.

                  The Protestant had just about gotten the Catholic licked.
                  Both men were reeling, almost spent.

                  The Protestant suddenly stopped. To be sure to be victorious,
                  he desisted from delivering the fatal blow.

                  "I just wanted to teach you a lesson:
                  we anti-papists are a tolerant breed."
                  Hilarious! Keep writing, Brother!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Hitoshi
                      Professor of Engrish
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 446
                      #6
                      Re: a newly minted Irish Joke by your friendly PP

                      Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                      Two drunken Irishmen, locked in mortal combat, with fists
                      and rocks, and horse dung and more fists yet for weapons.

                      The Protestant had just about gotten the Catholic licked.
                      Both men were reeling, almost spent.

                      The Protestant suddenly stopped. To be sure to be victorious,
                      he desisted from delivering the fatal blow.

                      "I just wanted to teach you a lesson:
                      we anti-papists are a tolerant breed."
                      title of thread say is suppose be joke in thread. please no more false advertise. is same like girl who wear push up bra.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621
                          #7
                          Re: a newly minted Irish Joke by your friendly PP

                          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                          title of thread say is suppose be joke in thread. please no more false advertise. is same like girl who wear push up bra.
                          There's definitely a joke in this thread now that you've started posting, you ludicrous Oriental!
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Mistress Cookie
                              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 6790
                              #8
                              Re: a newly minted Irish Joke by your friendly PP

                              Oh, Poetic Peter!!!! It is such an honor to post in your thread!

                              I have long admired your classic works "Are You a Jesus Toady" (one of my favorites) and "Brownie Mousie".

                              Best wishes, and I hope a collection of your complete works will be released soon for all Good Christians to enjoy : )

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                                • Poetic Peter
                                  Christian Poet Emeritus
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 1696
                                  #9
                                  Re: a newly minted Irish Joke by your friendly PP

                                  More later. I'm tearing.

                                  Mrs. PP sends thanks, and not only to you for your kind, very kind words.

                                  Baptist = crys-tian. I am not afraid. Jesus weeps too.

                                  Thank you for the indelibly-deeply engraved words of kindness, truly,

                                  Yours in Christ,

                                  PP

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