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  • S T A N
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    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2008
    • 1

    #1

    Be afraid

    I am here, to cut out your edited, and your piffleed up beleifs
    there is no almighty, there is life, there is death, there is matter

    ~No proof no evidence, no point, no god.
    Last edited by Talitha; 11-16-2008, 08:18 AM. Reason: sweariness
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Be afraid

    Originally posted by S T A N View Post
    I am here, to cut out your bullshit, and your piffleed up beleifs
    there is no almighty, there is life, there is death, there is matter

    ~No proof no evidence, no point, no god.
    Hello Stan.
    You really shouldn't swear you know?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #3
      Re: Be afraid

      Originally posted by S T A N View Post
      I am here, to cut out your edited, and your piffleed up beleifs
      there is no almighty, there is life, there is death, there is matter

      ~No proof no evidence, no point, no god.
      Yeah? I'm here to see you try it. You had better hope JESUS tosses you into the lower cellars of HELL before I find you.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Be afraid

        Originally posted by S T A N View Post
        I am here, to cut out your edited, and your piffleed up beleifs
        there is no almighty, there is life, there is death, there is matter

        ~No proof no evidence, no point, no god.
        Stanley Tubbins! Is that you?

        I hope this isn't the poem you were supposed to write for Mrs. Miller's 4th grade English class. It's due on Monday and that poem was terrible. It didn't even rhyme and it had a cussword!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Be afraid

          Can I come out of my shelter now? Phew, that was scary.

          Job 24:8
          They are wet with the showers of the mountains, and embrace the rock for want of a shelter.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22889

            #6
            Re: Be afraid

            God does not believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist!
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #7
              Re: Be afraid

              There's the Bible, what more proof do you need? God wrote a book and we all have copies. However, I've never read any book written by YOU. I don't think YOU exist!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Be afraid

                What they all said.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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