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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960
    #1

    THE WARNIN by V Johnson

    Here is my newest contribution cause I know Jeezus like some good piambic intameter in his name.
    Lawd knows we be needin some quality works here, too.
    Yo be welcome in advance

    Gawd dont like no fools,
    He strikes them gone and dead
    So careful when you sleep,
    Cause Hill take you from yo bed.

    You say you do believe
    You say you bow an pray
    You say yo done "Praise Da Lawd"
    Every Single day

    But the Lawd he ain't no fool
    And them of you that try
    To make our Lawd look foolish
    He gonna make you die!
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29437
      #2
      Re: THE WARNIN by V Johnson

      This is why Christians like you people. You have rhythm.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Vavoline Johnson
          Mammy
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 960
          #3
          Re: THE WARNIN by V Johnson

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          This is why Christians like you people. You have rhythm.
          thankee Mr James..lookin around it most certainly is a lot better than some of that other stuff folks been writin.
          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708
              #4
              Re: THE WARNIN by V Johnson

              That was a very wonderful poem Sister Valvoline.

              Even though I don't know jibe I was still able to understand it!
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                • Vavoline Johnson
                  Mammy
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 960
                  #5
                  Re: THE WARNIN by V Johnson

                  Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                  That was a very wonderful poem Sister Valvoline.

                  Even though I don't know jibe I was still able to understand it!
                  well, put it to this slappy tune Mz Daisy and you kin practically dance to it but dont

                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                    • Benedict A. Davis
                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 3900
                      #6
                      Re: THE WARNIN by V Johnson

                      Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                      well, put it to this slappy tune Mz Daisy and you kin practically dance to it but dont

                      http://youtu.be/EQrTdxb962Q
                      Listening to that song I now understand why Nigra Inspirational/ Spiritual music is so popular by all races in the Baptist Church.I once heard a Korean choir trying to present their rendition of Swing Low Sweet Chariot at a traveling revival. I have to say it wasn't very well done, I couldn't understand a word they were singing....but they did try- shring low, schreet kareiot, coming foe ta carry me homre...or something like that but with more eye squinting.
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • Vavoline Johnson
                          Mammy
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 960
                          #7
                          Re: THE WARNIN by V Johnson

                          Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                          Listening to that song I now understand why Nigra Inspirational/ Spiritual music is so popular by all races in the Baptist Church.I once heard a Korean choir trying to present their rendition of Swing Low Sweet Chariot at a traveling revival. I have to say it wasn't very well done, I couldn't understand a word they were singing....but they did try- shring low, schreet kareiot, coming foe ta carry me homre...or something like that but with more eye squinting.
                          Yaasir! The lawd blessed us colored folks wif da finest in Negro Spirituals.
                          I jist be listenin to that fine tune a- swayin and a-swingin wif a lil singin,
                          but not too much or too loud cause Jeesuz gits a lil scare when he sees us colored folks movin round all frantic and so do the neighbors.
                          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22838
                              #8
                              Re: THE WARNIN by V Johnson

                              Do you play the banjo?
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                                • Vavoline Johnson
                                  Mammy
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Apr 2009
                                  • 960
                                  #9
                                  Re: THE WARNIN by V Johnson

                                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                  Do you play the banjo?
                                  yassir
                                  Here I is as a young wimman livin in Souf Carolina bout 18 oh 19
                                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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