[Enobarbus]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

So is that a good thing or a bad thing?

It's good. Your poetry is a hundred times better than hers. And better than Father Mo's. You have an ear and instinct for rhythm and metre and alliteration, etc.

Your poetry is good; you have real potential there.

[Enobarbus]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

As long as you are in the mood to address such issues...


Bless you, my troisieme mi-temps janitor
Father Mo

I am under no obligation to use letters that are not sounded in speech. I am a Professor of English and can break the rules of spelling whenever I like. Shakespeare and Shaw couldn't spell (or didn't try). Once you know the rules thoroughly, you are at liberty to break them.

PS Your own spelling's not so ####-hot either, mate.

[Poetic Peter]

kinder verse no.1

Bless you, my dentally challenged child

Father Mo

The Baby Sitter

"Here's the church
and here's the steeple
Lay your hands here
feel the people

tall Saint John
and two fat friars

tickle them
before the fire"
says Father Mo
"So funny!"
trills
Billy—five—of Kokomo

[Petal]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

Well here's a haiku for you:

You all are meanies
And horrible ones at that
And cats make you fat

i thinks that a good hi-koo cuz it got them words of warnings for kitty-haters .

here be a liddle hi-koo i wroted rite now, it got them deep an meaningfull meanings for me anyways


my butt real itchy
an my finger real stinky
kitty gived me worms

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

i thinks that a good hi-koo cuz it got them words of warnings for kitty-haters .

here be a liddle hi-koo i wroted rite now, it got them deep an meaningfull meanings for me anyways


my butt real itchy
an my finger real stinky
kitty gived me worms

Why Petal! What a beautiful lymerick....er.. poem....ummmm.. disjointed sentence. Did you learn it from Rachael?

[Petal]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

Why Petal! What a beautiful lymerick....er.. poem....ummmm.. disjointed sentence. Did you learn it from Rachael?

pore Mr.Pistle
read my bootiful hi-koo
demon of envys

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

pore Mr.Pistle
read my bootiful hi-koo
demon of envys

Our dear Petal
bubbles in a summer stream
until they stop

[Petal]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

Our dear Petal
bubbles in a summer stream
until they stop

that a big fat lie
cuz when Petal go swimmin
Petal not fart-tee!

not me --->

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

I think your haikus were wonderful, Petal. So very observant.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

that a big fat lie
cuz when Petal go swimmin
Petal not fart-tee!

not me --->

Our dear Petal
Bubbles in the bath water
a toaster

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

You are hardly one
To pick on one for that, mis-
-ter metamucil.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

You are hardly one
To pick on one for that, mis-
-ter metamucil.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A HUNDRED WARNING POINTS?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

Didn't mean any disrespect, sir.

[Petal]

Re: The landover baptists are truly quite mad

I think your haikus were wonderful, Petal. So very observant.

you a pagan folk
but it Mr.Pistle who
write goth death po-trees

Our dear Petal
Bubbles in the bath water
a toaster

evil zen kitty
rode bathtub lightnings to hell
not say "mu" no more

[Enobarbus]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

THE VIOLATION OF THE ALTAR BOYS (A work in progress)

Father Mo was perspiring and his eyes were a gleam
His trousers were bulging fit to burst at the seam
The glow in his eyes was like a wolf's on the prowl
And he threw back his head and let out a great howl

For the altar boys' picnic was soon to take place
And Maurice was afire with the thrill of the chase
There'd be boys of all sizes: big thin fat and small
And Mo was determined to bugger them all