Has Landover endorsed an official candidate?

[CreationistRoger]

Tax exemption aside (a tool of the Devil himself), I didn't know who the general consensus was in terms of Godly candidates. Trump is a God fearing man, but his favorite meal is also shrimp scampi according to his website. There's Ben Carson, but I'm weary on giving the keys of this country to another jungle bunny. Finally, there's Ted Cruz, who is certainly a Bible believer, but his last name screams Catholic.

Asking for Christian guidance.

-Roger

[Back against wall]

Re: Has Landover endorsed an official candidate?

Brother Roger, I know I will be voting for "Our Man Donald" and I believe the general mood of other True Christian™ seems the same.

Donald Trump has my Rump

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Has Landover endorsed an official candidate?

The ultimate question here is who is Jesus backing, and at the moment a number of our Godly Pastors (conspicuous by there recent absences) are working behind the scenes on a number of projects.

We may be able to take some clues from these two nigrasses who seem to have been inspired by the Holy Spirit to get out the nigra vote for Trump.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Has Landover endorsed an official candidate?

My concern with Mr Trump is his religions convictions.

If I knew for a fact he was a Christian I would vote for him in a heart beat.

If he is not a Christian I would have to sign him off as an ignorant racist.

YIC

[Basilissa]

Re: Has Landover endorsed an official candidate?

My concern with Mr Trump is his religions convictions.

If I knew for a fact he was a Christian I would vote for him in a heart beat.

If he is not a Christian I would have to sign him off as an ignorant racist.

YIC

Of course he's a Christian! We have proof that Trump knows his Bible - he even tricks his audiences by deliberately quoting a non-existent Bible verse, to test our knowledge of the Bible!

Trump is just so incredibly smart. And that beautiful hair, it simply seems to have a life of its own, like if there was a squirrel nest inside or something!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Has Landover endorsed an official candidate?

The whole I'm not sure he's really a Christian thing made me very skeptical of Ronald Reagan, too, but he turned out to be our best and most Christian President ever (except, of course, for the great George W. Bush). It's not like Mitt Romney, who everyone knew darned well wasn't a Christian. I say we give the Donald the benefit of the doubt.

I'm also starting to warm up to that negro boy, Carson. I know, he got everything he has because of affirmative action, but listen to what he has to say--he has a white soul, no doubt about it.