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  • DeweyClutter
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2015
    • 57

    #1

    Kevin Swanson-On Fire for God!

    Friends, I woke up this morning and asked the Good Lord for blessings today.

    And he answered my prayers, by notifying me of this lovely, Godly pastor named Kevin Swanson! http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/16/op...stor.html?_r=0

    In a world of pastors like Joel Osteen and Rick Warren ( little more than self-help gurus who say "Jesus" occassionally ) this Swanson fellow really seems to live the Bible's message!

    He correctly calls Harry Potter and "How to Train your Dragon" satanic, and called out Disney for promoting the lesbian agenda with its move "Frozen" (featuring the antics of two cotton pickin' devil tramps !)

    Best of all he calls for a good Godly crackdown on Godless homosexuals. I am slightly dissapointed he chose to meet with Ted Cruz, instead of Donald Trump, but I am optimistic Trump will wise up and have this man as his spiritual adviser
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12944

    #2
    Re: Kevin Swanson-On Fire for God!

    Originally posted by DeweyClutter View Post
    Friends, I woke up this morning and asked the Good Lord for blessings today.

    And he answered my prayers, by notifying me of this lovely, Godly pastor named Kevin Swanson! http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/16/op...stor.html?_r=0

    In a world of pastors like Joel Osteen and Rick Warren ( little more than self-help gurus who say "Jesus" occassionally ) this Swanson fellow really seems to live the Bible's message!

    He correctly calls Harry Potter and "How to Train your Dragon" satanic, and called out Disney for promoting the lesbian agenda with its move "Frozen" (featuring the antics of two cotton pickin' devil tramps !)

    Best of all he calls for a good Godly crackdown on Godless homosexuals. I am slightly dissapointed he chose to meet with Ted Cruz, instead of Donald Trump, but I am optimistic Trump will wise up and have this man as his spiritual adviser
    Pastor Zeke is Mr. Trump's spiritual adviser, dear.

    Nevertheless, Pastor Swanson is one of Pastor Zeke's associates, so yeah, he should put his act together and rally with Trump.

    From your source:

    in Des Moines, the prominent home-schooling advocate and pastor Kevin Swanson again called for the punishment of homosexuality by death. To be clear, he added that the time for eliminating America’s gay population was “not yet” at hand. We must wait for the nation to embrace the one true religion, he suggested, and gay people must be allowed to repent and convert.
    More true words have never been spoken! It practically sounds like a recent Pastor Zeke's sermon - probably because pastor Swanson plagiarized it!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14076

      #3
      Re: Kevin Swanson-On Fire for God!

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      ...From your source:
      ...he added that the time for eliminating America’s gay population was “not yet” at hand. We must wait for the nation to embrace the one true religion, he suggested...
      ...
      "Christianity in one nation" vs. "worldwide Christianity", huh?

      Time for a meeting, comrades.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Kevin Swanson-On Fire for God!

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        More true words have never been spoken! It practically sounds like a recent Pastor Zeke's sermon - probably because pastor Swanson plagiarized it!
        Much of what Kevin Swanson says has been said here first, by our own fearless Pastor. Why, anyone who has heard the Mr. Swansn warn that sex slavery is better than welfare, the Colorado fires was God's response to gay kissing, day care turn kids into gays, liberals are by definition, "tyrants," God will judge America for not standing up to Harry Potter's gay mentor, or that women's World Cup team will recruit girls into lesbianism, will no doubt have heard it first here.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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