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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12530

    #1

    This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

    Two of Donald Trump's wives have had European accents. During those marriages, Donald became very rich.

    He knows that for America to become great again we will need smart business deals like the ones he made with the help of European wives. In negotiating, people across the table from you fold when they know the person they are dealing with has international contacts and access to international money.

    Donald is so sold on the benefits of international accents he has instructed his daughter, Ivanca, to start talking with the same accent as her mother, Ivana.

    Donald even wants his sons to start using the accent.

    Yes, Donald will make American great again.


    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4938

    #2
    Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

    Eastern European accents. Practically Russian. The Russian accent is much more powerful. We need a strong leader with the best ties to Russia and an awesomely Russian accented wife.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

      Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
      Eastern European accents. Practically Russian. The Russian accent is much more powerful. We need a strong leader with the best ties to Russia and an awesomely Russian accented wife.

      Indeed Dr. Toole, your astute observations are definitely in order here.

      The last time I remember a foreigner as a "First Lady" was Jacqueline "Bouvier" Kennedy, who was clearly French. It doesn't take much for the casual observer to compare and contrast these two - and the last thing we need is a FLOTUS that is a white flag waving papist to Make America Great Again.

      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Michael Hezekiah Esq
        Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
        • Sep 2016
        • 256

        #4
        Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

        Oh sure, we need a first lady who plagiarizes our current first lady and then like her husband claims it didn't happen. Nothing is going to build respect for our country like a president who claims an election is rigged before it happens and offers NO proof.
        Having lived in NYC for some time I am very familiar with Trump's schemes and they do not glorify G_d at all. Oh that the Messiah would come now, when we need him most.

        Michael Hezekiah, Esq
        Attorney at Law
        A half truth is a whole lie.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12530

          #5
          Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

          Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
          Oh sure, we need a first lady who plagiarizes our current first lady and then like her husband claims it didn't happen. Nothing is going to build respect for our country like a president who claims an election is rigged before it happens and offers NO proof.
          Having lived in NYC for some time I am very familiar with Trump's schemes and they do not glorify G_d at all. Oh that the Messiah would come now, when we need him most.
          Michael Hezekiah, Esq
          Attorney at Law
          Here come those Joos again. Just when everyone agrees Jesus was the Messiah they bring up their "evidence" he was not.

          Let's get the facts straight. Jesus said he was the Messiah. Who would know better than Jesus himself? Argument over.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
            Here come those Joos again. Just when everyone agrees Jesus was the Messiah they bring up their "evidence" he was not.

            Let's get the facts straight. Jesus said he was the Messiah. Who would know better than Jesus himself? Argument over.
            Right on Mayor - the jews missed the first and only Messiah - Jesus, and persecuted and killed Him. God sends Donald Trump to clean up the corrupt cesspool created by the Democrats, and again they miss it and the jew controlled MSM is now persecuting him.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14250

              #7
              Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

              Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
              Oh sure, we need a first lady who plagiarizes our current first lady and then like her husband claims it didn't happen. Nothing is going to build respect for our country like a president who claims an election is rigged before it happens and offers NO proof.
              Having lived in NYC for some time I am very familiar with Trump's schemes and they do not glorify G_d at all. Oh that the Messiah would come now, when we need him most.

              Michael Hezekiah, Esq
              Attorney at Law

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              • Michael Hezekiah Esq
                Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
                • Sep 2016
                • 256

                #8
                Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                Here come those Joos again. Just when everyone agrees Jesus was the Messiah they bring up their "evidence" he was not.

                Let's get the facts straight. Jesus said he was the Messiah. Who would know better than Jesus himself? Argument over.

                Oy gevalt, Johny boy! Who in the world is going to accept as proof of something the item that you're offering as proof. The Wizard of Oz says there was a lion, a tin man and a scare crow that helped someone get to the Emerald City. That doesn't mean it happened. Believing silly stories is tantamount to insanity.
                A half truth is a whole lie.

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #9
                  Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

                  Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
                  Oy gevalt, Johny boy! Who in the world is going to accept as proof of something the item that you're offering as proof. The Wizard of Oz says there was a lion, a tin man and a scare crow that helped someone get to the Emerald City. That doesn't mean it happened. Believing silly stories is tantamount to insanity.
                  The Wizard of Oz was a tale of allegory based on true events, and included populism and monetary reform (those "red" slippers were a Hellywood substitution - they were silver in the original story). It was based on historical fact, where one of my ancestors delivered his famous "Cross of Gold" speech (the "yellow brick road" was gold).

                  I would expect you joos to know all about this - particularly when it comes to money.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • H. Montague Worthington
                    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2716

                    #10
                    Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

                    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                    Eastern European accents. Practically Russian. The Russian accent is much more powerful. We need a strong leader with the best ties to Russia and an awesomely Russian accented wife.
                    You are OH so right, Dr. Toole!!

                    I love my wife of 51 years, Delores, whom most of you know from Bible Study, Church, Pot Luck Dinners, and running into you wonderful folks at Olive Garden or the Supermarket. But if I had it to do all over again-- and Delores knows this because I've told her two or three hundred times over the past 15 months or so since Mr. Trump announced his candidacy-- I would marry a slinky, second-rate Eastern European supermodel with steely-blue, gold-digging eyes.

                    There are some downsides to a Slavic mate. My home would always smell like boiled cabbage, the backyard would be full of scavenged wood for cooking fires, phone calls would be screaming matches, and ne'er-do-well relatives begin accumulating in the spare bedrooms. The moment they turn 50, they start wearing babushka scarves, their posture slumps, their spines bend into hunchbacks, and they sprout grotesque warts, moles, and skin tags covered in thick, curly hair. But you can't argue with the ROI.

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                    • Titus Templeton
                      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                      Jesus macht frei
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 5912

                      #11
                      Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

                      As long as the accent isn't French.
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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11329

                        #12
                        Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

                        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                        You are OH so right, Dr. Toole!!

                        I love my wife of 51 years, Delores, whom most of you know from Bible Study, Church, Pot Luck Dinners, and running into you wonderful folks at Olive Garden or the Supermarket. But if I had it to do all over again-- and Delores knows this because I've told her two or three hundred times over the past 15 months or so since Mr. Trump announced his candidacy-- I would marry a slinky, second-rate Eastern European supermodel with steely-blue, gold-digging eyes.

                        There are some downsides to a Slavic mate. My home would always smell like boiled cabbage, the backyard would be full of scavenged wood for cooking fires, phone calls would be screaming matches, and ne'er-do-well relatives begin accumulating in the spare bedrooms. The moment they turn 50, they start wearing babushka scarves, their posture slumps, their spines bend into hunchbacks, and they sprout grotesque warts, moles, and skin tags covered in thick, curly hair. But you can't argue with the ROI.
                        Brother Worthington, as a True Christian(tm) woman, I naturally acknowledge your point. But I can't really see Mr. Trump ever married to a 50-year-old.


                        Toadyingly Yours,


                        Handmaiden
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                          An old soul
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4938

                          #13
                          Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

                          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                          Brother Worthington, as a True Christian™ woman, I naturally acknowledge your point. But I can't really see Mr. Trump ever married to a 50-year-old.
                          Quite. I found out she was born in 1970 so that gives Mr. Trump about 4 years to find a new model... wife... model wife before the current one turns 50 and becomes this. SAD.



                          So I took the liberty of scanning a few websites for Donald's next bride. One of these female objects would basically be a drop-in replacement for the incumbent and The Donald himself probably wouldn't notice very much - like he says, there do need to be term limits. See what you think.
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                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11329

                            #14
                            Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

                            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                            Quite. I found out she was born in 1970 so that gives Mr. Trump about 4 years to find a new model... wife... model wife before the current one turns 50 and becomes this. SAD.



                            So I took the liberty of scanning a few websites for Donald's next bride. One of these female objects would basically be a drop-in replacement for the incumbent and The Donald himself probably wouldn't notice very much - like he says, there do need to be term limits. See what you think.
                            Oh my word! Is Melania that far into her forties? I did not know.


                            That means a transition would have to take place before Donald could begin his second term in the White House. He would be so busy dealing with whatever malarky the liberal media would be throwing at him that it might be next to impossible to govern, campaign and date. Thank goodness you pre-shopped his options.


                            Such a helpful gentleman.


                            Approvingly Yours,


                            Handmaiden
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • Sword Of Christ
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2016
                              • 125

                              #15
                              Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

                              Donald needs to replace his wives when they become old hags with barren wombs. He needs fresh fertile women to create more godly offspring.


                              "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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