This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

[Johny Joe Hold]

Two of Donald Trump's wives have had European accents. During those marriages, Donald became very rich.

He knows that for America to become great again we will need smart business deals like the ones he made with the help of European wives. In negotiating, people across the table from you fold when they know the person they are dealing with has international contacts and access to international money.

Donald is so sold on the benefits of international accents he has instructed his daughter, Ivanca, to start talking with the same accent as her mother, Ivana.

Donald even wants his sons to start using the accent.

Yes, Donald will make American great again.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Eastern European accents. Practically Russian. The Russian accent is much more powerful. We need a strong leader with the best ties to Russia and an awesomely Russian accented wife.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Eastern European accents. Practically Russian. The Russian accent is much more powerful. We need a strong leader with the best ties to Russia and an awesomely Russian accented wife.

Indeed Dr. Toole, your astute observations are definitely in order here.

The last time I remember a foreigner as a "First Lady" was Jacqueline "Bouvier" Kennedy, who was clearly French. It doesn't take much for the casual observer to compare and contrast these two - and the last thing we need is a FLOTUS that is a white flag waving papist to Make America Great Again.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Oh sure, we need a first lady who plagiarizes our current first lady and then like her husband claims it didn't happen. Nothing is going to build respect for our country like a president who claims an election is rigged before it happens and offers NO proof.
Having lived in NYC for some time I am very familiar with Trump's schemes and they do not glorify G_d at all. Oh that the Messiah would come now, when we need him most.

Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Attorney at Law

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Oh sure, we need a first lady who plagiarizes our current first lady and then like her husband claims it didn't happen. Nothing is going to build respect for our country like a president who claims an election is rigged before it happens and offers NO proof.
Having lived in NYC for some time I am very familiar with Trump's schemes and they do not glorify G_d at all. Oh that the Messiah would come now, when we need him most.
Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Attorney at Law

Here come those Joos again. Just when everyone agrees Jesus was the Messiah they bring up their "evidence" he was not.

Let's get the facts straight. Jesus said he was the Messiah. Who would know better than Jesus himself? Argument over.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Here come those Joos again. Just when everyone agrees Jesus was the Messiah they bring up their "evidence" he was not.

Let's get the facts straight. Jesus said he was the Messiah. Who would know better than Jesus himself? Argument over.

Right on Mayor - the jews missed the first and only Messiah - Jesus, and persecuted and killed Him. God sends Donald Trump to clean up the corrupt cesspool created by the Democrats, and again they miss it and the jew controlled MSM is now persecuting him.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Oh sure, we need a first lady who plagiarizes our current first lady and then like her husband claims it didn't happen. Nothing is going to build respect for our country like a president who claims an election is rigged before it happens and offers NO proof.
Having lived in NYC for some time I am very familiar with Trump's schemes and they do not glorify G_d at all. Oh that the Messiah would come now, when we need him most.

Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Attorney at Law

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[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Here come those Joos again. Just when everyone agrees Jesus was the Messiah they bring up their "evidence" he was not.

Let's get the facts straight. Jesus said he was the Messiah. Who would know better than Jesus himself? Argument over.

Oy gevalt, Johny boy! Who in the world is going to accept as proof of something the item that you're offering as proof. The Wizard of Oz says there was a lion, a tin man and a scare crow that helped someone get to the Emerald City. That doesn't mean it happened. Believing silly stories is tantamount to insanity.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Oy gevalt, Johny boy! Who in the world is going to accept as proof of something the item that you're offering as proof. The Wizard of Oz says there was a lion, a tin man and a scare crow that helped someone get to the Emerald City. That doesn't mean it happened. Believing silly stories is tantamount to insanity.

The Wizard of Oz was a tale of allegory based on true events, and included populism and monetary reform (those "red" slippers were a Hellywood substitution - they were silver in the original story). It was based on historical fact, where one of my ancestors delivered his famous "Cross of Gold" speech (the "yellow brick road" was gold).

I would expect you joos to know all about this - particularly when it comes to money.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Eastern European accents. Practically Russian. The Russian accent is much more powerful. We need a strong leader with the best ties to Russia and an awesomely Russian accented wife.

You are OH so right, Dr. Toole!!

I love my wife of 51 years, Delores, whom most of you know from Bible Study, Church, Pot Luck Dinners, and running into you wonderful folks at Olive Garden or the Supermarket. But if I had it to do all over again-- and Delores knows this because I've told her two or three hundred times over the past 15 months or so since Mr. Trump announced his candidacy-- I would marry a slinky, second-rate Eastern European supermodel with steely-blue, gold-digging eyes.

There are some downsides to a Slavic mate. My home would always smell like boiled cabbage, the backyard would be full of scavenged wood for cooking fires, phone calls would be screaming matches, and ne'er-do-well relatives begin accumulating in the spare bedrooms. The moment they turn 50, they start wearing babushka scarves, their posture slumps, their spines bend into hunchbacks, and they sprout grotesque warts, moles, and skin tags covered in thick, curly hair. But you can't argue with the ROI.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

As long as the accent isn't French.

[handmaiden]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

You are OH so right, Dr. Toole!!

I love my wife of 51 years, Delores, whom most of you know from Bible Study, Church, Pot Luck Dinners, and running into you wonderful folks at Olive Garden or the Supermarket. But if I had it to do all over again-- and Delores knows this because I've told her two or three hundred times over the past 15 months or so since Mr. Trump announced his candidacy-- I would marry a slinky, second-rate Eastern European supermodel with steely-blue, gold-digging eyes.

There are some downsides to a Slavic mate. My home would always smell like boiled cabbage, the backyard would be full of scavenged wood for cooking fires, phone calls would be screaming matches, and ne'er-do-well relatives begin accumulating in the spare bedrooms. The moment they turn 50, they start wearing babushka scarves, their posture slumps, their spines bend into hunchbacks, and they sprout grotesque warts, moles, and skin tags covered in thick, curly hair. But you can't argue with the ROI.

Brother Worthington, as a True Christian(tm) woman, I naturally acknowledge your point. But I can't really see Mr. Trump ever married to a 50-year-old.


Toadyingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Brother Worthington, as a True Christian™ woman, I naturally acknowledge your point. But I can't really see Mr. Trump ever married to a 50-year-old.

Quite. I found out she was born in 1970 so that gives Mr. Trump about 4 years to find a new model... wife... model wife before the current one turns 50 and becomes this. SAD.

So I took the liberty of scanning a few websites for Donald's next bride. One of these female objects would basically be a drop-in replacement for the incumbent and The Donald himself probably wouldn't notice very much - like he says, there do need to be term limits. See what you think.

[handmaiden]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Quite. I found out she was born in 1970 so that gives Mr. Trump about 4 years to find a new model... wife... model wife before the current one turns 50 and becomes this. SAD.

So I took the liberty of scanning a few websites for Donald's next bride. One of these female objects would basically be a drop-in replacement for the incumbent and The Donald himself probably wouldn't notice very much - like he says, there do need to be term limits. See what you think.

Oh my word! Is Melania that far into her forties? I did not know.


That means a transition would have to take place before Donald could begin his second term in the White House. He would be so busy dealing with whatever malarky the liberal media would be throwing at him that it might be next to impossible to govern, campaign and date. Thank goodness you pre-shopped his options.


Such a helpful gentleman.


Approvingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: This Country Needs a First Lady with a European Accent

Donald needs to replace his wives when they become old hags with barren wombs. He needs fresh fertile women to create more godly offspring.