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  • #16
    Re: Who does you want for USA president in 2020?

    For a campaign in the South, I find this very useful:

    Matthew 10:34Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword
    Jesus would sweep all the southern states with this quote alone!

    If we can change the sword for a Smith & Wesson, even better.
    Last edited by Brother Gonzalez; 12-24-2016, 06:17 PM. Reason: Your analysis of the current situation exceeds those I hear on TV. I mean it.
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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    • #17
      Re: Who does you want for USA president in 2020?

      How do I see 2020?

      After four yours of frighteningly ignorant bluster from a self-powered hairpiece that has more 0's in his 0.00...001%age than I'll ever have in my income (or net worth), the US electorate will do what they always do when they realize they've got an incredibly incompetent, self-serving, entitled, war-criminal buffoon in the White House:

      They'll re-elect him with better numbers.

      So, on to 2024, and I'm calling it here and now: Hulk Hogan. Because seriously, where could the USA go after THE DONALD of all people has sat in the Oval Office?


      Answers on tear-sodden postcards.

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      • #18
        Re: Who does you want for USA president in 2020?

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Oh, that's easy, dear:

        NO MORE SEA!

        Revelation 21:1 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.

        Good slogan! I see he is eyeing the thalassophobe vote! What about his Vice President?
        "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

        I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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        • #19
          Re: Who does you want for USA president in 2020?

          Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
          For a campaign in the South, I find this very useful:

          Matthew 10:34Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword
          Jesus would sweep all the southern states with this quote alone!

          If we can change the sword for a Smith & Wesson, even better.
          It could also appeal to many communist who support a violent proletarian revolution.
          "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

          I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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          • #20
            Re: Who does you want for USA president in 2020?

            Originally posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un View Post
            Good slogan! I see he is eyeing the thalassophobe vote! What about his Vice President?
            Dear, with Jesus we don't get a vice president, as Jesus comes in a three-in-one package deal, bundled with Father and the Holy Spirit.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #21
              Re: Who does you want for USA president in 2020?

              Trump will be reelected hands down

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