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  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #1

    Talking Monkey Says Trump Election Illegitimate

    Thirty out of fifty states voted in favor of President Elect Donald Trump. More than 2600 counties voted for Donald Trump and less than 500 voted for the Democrat witch. Two thirds of the states have elected Republican governors. Two thirds of the states have given control of both legislative houses to Republicans. It is pretty clear that Godly Americans have had enough of the Democrats and their obsessions with who can use which bathroom and how awful the police are and how racist and evil Americans are. God has won this contest, fair and square.


    In spite of these facts and more, the Democrats, while foaming at the mouth, rending their garments and gnashing their teeth, have sent forth a talking monkey named John (yes, I know all Negroes are called John, but I think this one is really named John) to claim that the election was stolen by Donald Trump and he is not the legitimate President. Curiously, at the same time, foreign governments all over the world have, for some unexplained reason, decided to stop giving money to the Clinton Global Initiative and, lacking income, the Clintons have announced they will close that "charity" down on April 15 of this year.


    The big question remaining is what to do about this atrocity. We can't vote them out- we already did that. Should we incarcerate these wretches? Should we bomb them? Should we simply pray for them? I for one do not know what sanctions should be imposed. Does anyone have any ideas for suitable punishments?
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #2
    Re: Talking Monkey Says Trump Election Illegitimate

    Remember that the baddies always try to work with animals to win their war. The Nazis trained their dogs to talk and even command entire Holy-caust camps!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...o-win-WW2.html

    French tried the same with snails but instead of training them they ate them.
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