Is America GREAT again yet?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

It's been more than a week since America was supposed to be GREAT again. Did it happen already and I missed it? I know I've been a little tired lately and sometimes need a little something to relax. I find some days get blacked out completely - is that usual, does anyone else get that?

Anyway, last news I heard was the WALL was built and the taxpayer were going to pay. Wait, that's not right. I meant, taxes are getting cut and America's going to pay. It seems right but something keeps gnawing away at me - not my Vietnamese maid, it's her day off. Where were we? America. GREAT. Again. Happened yet?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is America GREAT again yet?

I think so, yes. Why, in just one week, America has become greater than Mexico, the silent but dastardly enemy no president before took seriously. America has demanded Mexico to pay for The Wall by selling guacamole at higher prices, or something. Additionally, Press Secretary Spicer bravely pretended no one was talking about a 20% tax on Mexican imported goods just a few hours after such a solution was introduced. The smartest officials consider this a brilliant maneuver to thwart enemy spies from knowing just what AmericaFirst will do next!

In a series of Executive Orders that appear to the unfaithful as random and impulsive, lacking legal knowledge, or even in general civics a 5th grader might know, President Trump has already lit a fire under Congress to figure out what he wants and get it done ASAP!

Why, just consider his very first Presidential interview. He knows what's important to put and keep America First: Everyone has to agree how much he's loved. When talking about exposing the voter fraud that his own administration and his own son-in-law most definitely don't count in, David Muir tried to move on. But there is no moving on from the topic of the first investigation into voter fraud, an investigation boldly launched by the president who won, until this very simple fact is established: People LOVE President Trump!

DAVID MUIR:.... I wanna ask you about something bigger here. Does it matter more now ...

PRESIDENT TRUMP: There's nothing bigger. There's nothing bigger.

DAVID MUIR: But it is important because ...

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Let me just tell you, you know what's important, millions of people agree with me when I say that if you would’ve looked on one of the other networks and all of the people that were calling in they're saying, "We agree with Mr. Trump. We agree." They're very smart people.

There you have it. There's nothing bigger in the world today than formalizing the fact that more people love Mr. Trump than Democrats are willing to admit, those dirty, little cheaters.

Personally, while I don't consider myself political at all, I think there's nothing greater than establishing whose the alpha government right up front. Just like Nikki Haley, the new U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, who told reporters, "For those that don't have our back, we're taking names. We will make a point to respond to that accordingly. But this is a time of strength. This is a time of action. This is a time of getting things done," before beating her chest, scratching her crotch, spitting, and walking away in a show of dominance.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Is America GREAT again yet?

When she's locked up.
Then America will be great again.

[Basilissa]

Re: Is America GREAT again yet?

Anyway, last news I heard was the WALL was built and the taxpayer were going to pay. Wait, that's not right. I meant, taxes are getting cut and America's going to pay. It seems right but something keeps gnawing away at me - not my Vietnamese maid, it's her day off. Where were we? America. GREAT. Again. Happened yet?

OH YES IT DID.

Our Fearless Leader () hasn't even laid the first brick of The Wall yet, but he was already able to stop at least one Mexican from crossing the border:

Mexican president cancels meeting with Trump

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto on Thursday canceled a meeting with US President Donald Trump that had been set for next week after renewed tensions erupted over Trump's plan to build a wall on the border."This morning we have informed the White House that I will not attend the meeting scheduled for next Tuesday with the POTUS," Peña Nieto tweeted.

Praise for finally giving America a President that we rightfully deserve!

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Is America GREAT again yet?

Whent̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶t̶i̶ ̶C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶'s Donald Trump's hand touched the Bible America became great!