Which smelly Europeans should the British bomb first?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

It's been 4 days and already the mood in Britain is uplifted and energized for war with the dirty dagos.

Speaking on BBC One's Sunday Politics, Lord Howard said that 35 years ago, "another woman prime minister sent a taskforce halfway across the world to protect another small group of British people against another Spanish-speaking country."

The year was 1982 and the British defeated a group of Mexican conscripts who were sent (probably by accident) to the Falkland Islands to steal the many valuable treasures therein.

Kind of like 1588 when the British delivered a savage defeat to the pathetic Spanish navy. Ah, its seems like only yesterday! Not to mention how the glorious British in 1812 captured and humiliated France's Napolean Bonaparte. No need mention crushing Germany, Italy, Austria in a couple of world wars, nor the occupation of Ireland for a few centuries (and counting).

The Europeans really need to wake up and reevaluate their role in the world as British conquests and material proof of the superiority of the British bloodline. Until the USA pulled itself up out of the ocean by sheer will and determination, the Brits were the next best thing.

[handmaiden]

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Dr. Toole, it could be argued that the Lord brought the British into being so that they could be used by Him to present America to the world as His great stalwart to proclaim the Gospel of True Christianity.

It's sort of like God having Mary in the right place at the right time to conceive and bring forth Jesus.


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[Brother Gonzalez]

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From England came the US. From Spain came Mexico.In 1982 Mexican dictator Galtieri sent a bunch of teenagers to invade the islands because he thought the Brits were going to exchange them for a good amount of bottles of Scotch whisky. Did not work.
Nowadays the same Mexicans are invading the US with a disguised army of gardeners and maids.


Spain is to be blamed for both situations. So the logic dictates that Spain is to be nuked by Englandistan. But I don't think the Muslim Brits will care enough to do it.

[Levi Jones]

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Some feuds run deeper than a mere century of cooperation. England needs to drop nukes on Paris and storm the Pas De Calais. She needs to reclaim her lost lands in Normandy.

Then, they need to finish what Cromwell started in Ireland. A full resettling the rest of the island with good loyal British subjects.

I think that would get the world's attention that Great Britain is back.

[Thomas Taylor]

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The path Britain, which means Mrs May (a woman, but unlike most Brits she has a pair) needs to take moving forward is:
1. Nuke Birmingham
2. Nuke Bradford
3. Nuke Tower Hamlets
4. Nuke Spain
5. Nuke France
then carry on in this manner until the rest of Europistan capitulates and surrenders. After they have done this the Brits could even start a new British Empire by moving East and retaking all the lands that were legally theirs during the time of the Raj.


YIC
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[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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We had an interesting discussion about this during a family supper yesterday evening. My husband's view is that the solution to the "problem" of Gibraltar is perfectly straightforward. We should simply bomb Gibraltar into the sea, then hand what's left of it (if anything) over to the Spainards. What good is it to the USA? None at all, is what. While we are about it, we might as well take out the Spanish enclave of Ceuta, on the other side of the water. This would have the benefit of tidying up the coastline while teaching them a lesson.

There were other suggestions about the remaining Europeon countries, but I will have to come back to those later as I have a Geography lesson to teach. It hardly seems worth the effort - in the current political climate, by this time next year it will fall into the category of History.

[Jim Farmer]

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Hang on! Hang on! Before they nuke the French, they should wait until after the French presidential election. If Marine Le Pen wins, she'll oust all the mooselimbs and leave the EU. The main thing against her is that she's a woman, but so is Theresa May, and that dreadful lesbian in Germany Angela Merkel who refused to shake the hand of Donald Trump and who has encouraged millions of illegal immigrants to go to Europe. So I say that the Brits should nuke Germany now, and wait until after the French elections before nuking France.

[Titus Templeton]

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[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Which smelly Europeans should the British bomb first?

Some feuds run deeper than a mere century of cooperation. England needs to drop nukes on Paris and storm the Pa De Calais. She needs to reclaim her lost lands in Normandy.

Then, they need to finish what Cromwell started in Ireland. A full resettling the rest of the island with good loyal British subjects.

I think that would get the world's attention that Great Britain is back.

I fully concur about France - if the Brits could hold off for a few months or possibly a couple of years - that would be appreciated, until I figure out some trifling formalities regarding visas and so on. But I am confused why you posted the Swedish flag on this thread? The English flag has the Union Jack in the corner (obviously, duh). Like this one: