We must support Michael Pence!

[BrotherLarry]

Well, the left is at it again. Making fun of our Vice President simply because he wants to maintain a godly marriage.


CLICK to learn more about this outrageous attack on Christian values. Can you see Donald or Mike having to worry about stains on blue dresses? Do we have to wonder what our president's cigars are used for? Would Mike ever entice some dumb broad for the purposes of s-e-x?


We refuse to have another sinful president - EVER. We have needed Donald Trump for a long time. Now that we have him, I pray that he can be president for life, with Mike Pence at his side. Jesus will be glorified.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: We must support Michael Pence!

Thank you Brother for this prescient warning. I was convinced and therefore stopped reading at:

Specifically, [liberals] are shocked—shocked—that Mike Pence will not eat out alone with women who are not his wife, and offended on behalf of those cruelly denied Pence’s company–because he also does not attend mixed gatherings where alcohol is present without his wife. Twitter immediately erupted with progressive journalists who suddenly forgot their dogmatic tolerance...

Mr. Pence is smart. He does not want to be caught, like so many of his Republican associates, with his pants around his ankles in a compromising position. I have heard Mr. Pence does not enter airport bathroom stalls alone either - the temptation to tap another man's foot is just too strong to risk, even if probably by accident. That's why Mr. Pence probably has a strong young boy travel with him to carry his bags and so on, and probably goes in the stalls with him. Then it's problem solved, no illicit contact with filthy female sluts.

The dogmatic tolerance forced upon us by liberals is what leads to the affront of short skirts, high heels, unveiled faces and so on. And ultimately to the pro-choice position on abortion. Liberals dogmatically insist that you MUST NOT BE FREE to ban other people from having abortions. They DENY THE RIGHTS of hard-working Americans to live under a Christian-based morality. This - as well as their love for unrestrained, unfettered capitialism - is why hard-working Americans voted for Mr. Pence's morals and Mr. Ryan's economic policies in 2016.

[handmaiden]

Re: We must support Michael Pence!

If Mike Pence ever wandering into a dressing room filled with half-naked, under-aged girls, he would have his wife by his side.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: We must support Michael Pence!

Yes, Mrs. Pence would be at his side to ensure that any pussy grabbing was performed in the right and proper manner.

I am just brainstorming here but Mr. Pence could possibly serve as a role model for our troubled youth. What would Mr. Pence do in the following situations...?

* Discovers a peep-hole to the hotel room next to his
* Opens wife's sock drawer and finds stash of FemDom porn
* Mistypes url and ends up on a "jazzy" website
* Becomes VP with a sex molesting, ethically vacant boss

Jesus is watching.

[Basilissa]

Re: We must support Michael Pence!

Yes, Mrs. Pence would be at his side to ensure that any pussy grabbing was performed in the right and proper manner.

I am just brainstorming here but Mr. Pence could possibly serve as a role model for our troubled youth. What would Mr. Pence do in the following situations...?

* Discovers a peep-hole to the hotel room next to his
* Opens wife's sock drawer and finds stash of FemDom porn
* Mistypes url and ends up on a "jazzy" website
* Becomes VP with a sex molesting, ethically vacant boss

Jesus is watching.

Amen!

Thankfully, all of these scenarios are hypothetical and highly unlikely. I mean, imagine Pence being a VP of anybody else than our Godly, virtuous President Donald J. Trump ()!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: We must support Michael Pence!

Part of the VP's duties is to take the President's place when the President is unable to be there. Our President Trump is unable to attend church on Sundays because there is no church near his Mar-A-Lago clubhouse and golf course. VP Pence attends church in DC or Indiana on behalf of the President.

The President has said many times, "My faith is important to me." Having VP Pence attend church for him makes the President's testimony sincere.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: We must support Michael Pence!

Yes, that's what appeals to "morals" voters like us.

[jeesus_flux_boats]

Re: We must support Michael Pence!

mike "turn fruits into vegetables" pence
mike "gay medicine from thomas edison" pence
mike "ignite the sodomite" pence
mike "follow god's path or feel tesla's wrath" pence
mike "tase the rainbow" pence
mike "LGBBQ" Pence

[Des]

Re: We must support Michael Pence!

mike "turn fruits into vegetables" pence
mike "gay medicine from thomas edison" pence
mike "ignite the sodomite" pence
mike "follow god's path or feel tesla's wrath" pence
mike "tase the rainbow" pence
mike "LGBBQ" Pence

Welcome, friend. Glad to see another Pence supporter. Perhaps you should pop over to the introductions section and tell us a little about yourself and your personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

[Des]

Re: We must support Michael Pence!

Mercy me! I just got those electricity references.

I am saddened to admit that VP Pence is a little too soft on homerism. He never actually advocated the use of electroshock therapy to cure the gay. That rumor was started by the LIEbrals, but it backfired on them as it was a huge feather in Pence's cap for a lot of us Republicans before we realized we had been duped.


But you can always ask Communist Bernie Sanders why he opposed same sex marriage in his home state in 2006


Or you could corner the Clinton couple and ask why Bill signed the Defense of Marriage Act denying federal recognition of same sex marriage, or why Hillary refused to speak out for a gay oriented organization when asked to.


And of course we have to wonder if Obama's position on gay rights was simply a means of collecting more votes, and was not driven by genuine concern and ethics considering his 2008 quote.
"I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage."