[handmaiden]

Re: Yay for Trump striking Syria!

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Problem: The intractable mess in Syria with hundreds of unrelated rebel groups fighting a Syrian/Hezbollah/mercenary army with Russian air support, while ISIS continues to rampage out of the remnants of Iraqi army + foreign fighters, and Turkey invades Northern Syria to nominally attack ISIS but "incidentally" block the Kurds from gaining Western military support and declaring independence in Turkey.

I am impressed with the way all the various players in this scenario find the needed weaponry to keep plugging away.


They may not have enough food and other resources to live like human beings, but they always find the wherewithal to get guns and plenty of 'em.


It just goes to show, if something is important enough to you, you always find a way to obtain it.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Yay for Trump striking Syria!

I am impressed with the way all the various players in this scenario find the needed weaponry to keep plugging away.

They may not have enough food and other resources to live like human beings, but they always find the wherewithal to get guns and plenty of 'em.

It just goes to show, if something is important enough to you, you always find a way to obtain it.

Look it's very simple, as I often tell people online. You buy guns and then the food and resources flow to you with very little effort. Gun owners are like job creators in that respect. The Middle East needs more guns and less "community" things like farming and food and water and sanitation. Guns bring prosperity, that is the lesson here.

[handmaiden]

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Look it's very simple, as I often tell people online. You buy guns and then the food and resources flow to you with very little effort. Gun owners are like job creators in that respect. The Middle East needs more guns and less "community" things like farming and food and water and sanitation. Guns bring prosperity, that is the lesson here.

Well, clearly more guns will help the situation in the Middle East. The answer to many thorny situations is "more guns".


Not only does the purchase of firearms benefit our economy, but if every person on each side of the dodecagon power struggle is properly armed, there would be far fewer people for the U.S. to worry about.


Fewer people means less money in relief efforts. Real estate would open up. (If there is anything that our godly president understands, it is the real estate business.) But the greatest benefit of all is a free and clear path to the oil. After all the time, money and muscle that our country has put into that region of the world, it is high time that we got something back.

[Des]

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Well, clearly more guns will help the situation in the Middle East. The answer to many thorny situations is "more guns".

And this is why Douglas Brian Adams wears his sunglasses in hell at night. The real answer to life, the universe, and everything is More Guns and Jesus!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Yay for Trump striking Syria!

Me too. When these Syrian civilians start showing up on our TV's with missing arms and legs the last thing we need is President Trump going soft on us. As far as I'm concerned, the Syrians chose to live in Syria and they need to stay there.

This is a great point, mayor. These losers just need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and work on their problems.

[I Man Rastafari]

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The white man has been dropping bombs on the POC ever since he invented airplanes to fly around in. This is something they like to do. Americans and Russians and English and even Syrians are all there flying around and dropping bombs. Black people do not drop bombs.

[handmaiden]

Re: Yay for Trump striking Syria!

The white man has been dropping bombs on the POC ever since he invented airplanes to fly around in. This is something they like to do. Americans and Russians and English and even Syrians are all there flying around and dropping bombs. Black people do not drop bombs.

No, black people put tires around people's necks and set them on fire.


(Bombs cost money. Tires are more easily accessible.)

[I Man Rastafari]

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It is true that we set homosexuals on fire but that is a necessary service to the community. Other people are only set on fire if it is absolutely necessary.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I think what the world needs to learn from Mr. Trump's bombing of Syria, is that any time 89 people die from something horrible, Mr. Trump and America will come to the rescue. Tyrants all over the world must be cowering in their boots about doing horrible things.

[Titus Templeton]

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Question is is God really satisfied with this?

Matthew 5:38
Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:


The Bible is pretty clear in this. President Trump should have attacked Syria with chemical weapons!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Yay for Trump striking Syria!

Question is is God really satisfied with this?

Matthew 5:38
Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

The Bible is pretty clear in this. President Trump should have attacked Syria with chemical weapons!

Attacking the victims has always been a solid Republican strategy. Time to bomb the Syrians for bombing the Syrians. Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Syrian. That's catchy, I wonder if John McCain would consider releasing a single?

[Levi Jones]

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I am somewhat confused.

Was President Trump's Twitter account hijacked in 2013?



Source:

Or did someone replace our Godly President with some Obama-like ungodly double?! Because Obama wanted to attack Assad but the Congress killed that bill way back then in 2013...

Amen, Sister. For those averse to clicking links away from God's own favorite site.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Yay for Trump striking Syria!

It is indeed a shame that a Christian nation such as ours employs violent means to a Godly end. After all, the LORD does not wish us to kill anyone, ever - it's obviously in the Bible (Exodus 20:13). This applies to us all, and of course means that there is no set of people we should EVER kill, since the Bible and the LORD is unchanging (Malachi 3:6).


But when a bunch of towel heads start something (Michael Jackson, 1982), True Christians™ must take action in accordance with God's example (Exodus 32:27) and kick some heretic, Satanist muslim ass. You know, I was thinking the other day when I was on the beach with Brother James Farmer, witnessing to the hordes of homers that frolicked in the sand with us in our skimpy (but tasteful) Speedos, "LORD, all of these beautifully tanned and muscular men should be on their knees right now." Why? It's simple. These are godless times, filled with violence, hatred, and despair for so many. Yet Jesus still shines through. His love doesn't fail us, and is always with us - as long as we do every single thing He tells us to do in His Holy Word. Why do we reject Him? Why can we not follow His pathways until His Glorious Appearing (Revelation 22:12)? Have we no love for our fellow man? I tried to show as much love as I could to the men of South America - sometimes one at a time, other times in groups. James was especially good with group sessions; Brother Farmer just has a knack for taking on a group of messicans no matter where or under what circumstances. Praise God!


But here we are, in a world full of thieves (Leviticus 19:13) and liars (Proverbs 12:22) like those dirty muslims. Oh, people, we need to realize that the only time it's ok to steal is if it is something the LORD needs us to do (Luke 19:29-34). The only time it's ok to lie is when it is for the Glory of God (2 Thessalonians 2:11), not just because we choose to shoplift a pack of Tic Tacs or make up an excuse for not attending someone's baptism.


We find ourselves in a warring world because we ignore our LORD. The LORD does not make us puppets! He gives us direction in His Word, but instead we squander our Salvation® just for our own happiness in this sinful life. If we do everything He says, our lives would be full and blessed and prosperous. We blame God for tempting us! How silly! Have you not read the Bible? God doesn't tempt us (James 1:13). We do things because we turn our backs on our blessed Creator. We cannot blame Him for our evil deeds. (We are, of course, given the story of Abraham in Genesis 22:1 where God tempted Abraham - but people, that was decades ago!


I praise God and His Servant for our military might in Syria, but I hope we will all understand this is but a symptom of a greater disease in our world. That disease is sin, and only the Great Physician can heal it. Glory to His Name!