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  • What's wrong with Sarah Palin's retard kid?

    I am somewhat surprised by reports leaking out that Sarah Plain’s daughter is the true mother of the down’s Syndrome child – I’m sure that GOP will stamp on this one quickly. I would ask True Christians to refrain from giving any publicity to this farrago of lies.


    Indeed, I would rather turn my attention to Mrs Palin’s son – he is due, as a soldier to make a tour of Iraq. Doubtless he will want to be in the thick of it, killing the godless heathen, but more rumors indicate that his mother, now empowered, will ensure that he does not serve. It is said that she will claim that his high-profile presence will put his comrades in danger… Likewise, this rumor should be laid to rest.
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    Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    I am somewhat surprised by reports leaking out that Sarah Plain’s daughter is the true mother of the down’s Syndrome child – I’m sure that GOP will stamp on this one quickly. I would ask True Christians to refrain from giving any publicity to this farrago of lies.


    Indeed, I would rather turn my attention to Mrs Palin’s son – he is due, as a soldier to make a tour of Iraq. Doubtless he will want to be in the thick of it, killing the godless heathen, but more rumors indicate that his mother, now empowered, will ensure that he does not serve. It is said that she will claim that his high-profile presence will put his comrades in danger… Likewise, this rumor should be laid to rest.
    That would explain a lot! A harlot daughter! What a relief! Of course she is a Godly Christian mother trying to protect her daughter.
    I'm sure once she gets in office and allows the seccular laws to be overthrown, then God's will will be done!
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    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

      So her slattern of a daughter was the one who offended God and was cursed with the retard Trig? That makes sense. The Lord corrupted her unborn child as retribution for her whorish ways. Praise! Sarah is blameless and can take her rightful place as second in command of God's Favorite Country! Glory!
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        Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

        Looks like we're going to see web ads using the issue of Sarah Palin's son having Down Syndrome to attack Barack Obama! The RNC is already saying that the idea has potential.

        Conservative radio commentator Rush Limbaugh boosted Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's pro-life position and mocked Barack Obama on his radio show yesterday with a make-believe riff in which Obama asked Palin "When you found out your baby would be born with Down syndrome, did you consider killing it before or after the due date?"

        Limbaugh's "humor" caught the fancy of the Republican National Committee, which, in an internal e-mail, proposed using the bit in a YouTube clip.

        The e-mail, which was sent to RNC Communications Director Danny Diaz, and mistakenly to a Tribune reporter, was titled "wow...good YouTube potential..."

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          Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

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            Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

            UPDATE: ARE OBAMA'S DAUGHTERS PREGNANT? His declaration that talk about Palin's family is off limits suggests they are!

            At a press avail in Monroe, Mich., Barack Obama on Palin: "Back off these kinds of stories."

            "I have said before and I will repeat again: People's families are off limits," Obama said. "And people's children are especially off-limits. This shouldn't be part of politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin's performance as a governor and/or her potential performance as a vice president. So I would strongly urge people to back off these kinds of stories. You know my mother had me when she was 18 and how a family deals with issues and teenage children, that shouldn’t be a topic of our politics."

            Why are you so afraid of throwing stones, Obama? Is it because you live in a glass house?

            Oh, and Obama, whatever happened to "innocent until proven guilty"? He promises to fire anyone he SUSPECTS of talking about Palin's family:

            "Our people were not involved in any way in this, and they will not be. And if I thought there was somebody in my campaign who was involved in something like that, they would be fired."

            Still don't believe me? LISTEN TO AN AUDIO RECORDING of Obama declaring that "soap-opera politics" is off limits - obviously because his daughters are pregnant!



            Now we know why she's wearing that grey burka-like thing instead of the exposed belly fashion most girls her age wear - SHE'S HIDING HER PREGNANCY!

            UPDATE! OBAMA ADMITS HE HAS LOVE-CHILDREN ALL OVER THE NATION! LISTEN TO HIM ADMIT IT!

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              Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

              How old are his kids, Brother Jeb? It is fairly unusual for a little nigra girl to get pregnant before age 11.
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                Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                That would explain a lot! A harlot daughter! What a relief! Of course she is a Godly Christian mother trying to protect her daughter.
                I'm sure once she gets in office and allows the seccular laws to be overthrown, then God's will will be done!
                Brother Mayfield, did you notice that her unwed teen harlot daughter is pregnant AGAIN?

                Truly, a bold choice for McCain . . . picking the mother of a two-bastard-bearing teen slut. This, I am certain, is proof of how a (would-be?) Christian woman handles the situation when she fails miserably as a mother and her daughter gets knocked up (repeatedly). Not an abortion, but raising the mongoloid as her own child!

                Congratulations, Sarah Palin! You are truly an American hero, and role model for horrified mothers everywhere!
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                  Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

                  Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                  How old are his kids, Brother Jeb? It is fairly unusual for a little nigra girl to get pregnant before age 11.
                  Yes, but remember she's not just a niglet, but a muslim too. Remember, Mohammed had a six-year-old wife, so getting knocked up early is as important to them as praying to Mecca 5 times a day.
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                    Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

                    1. This is really frustrating, it’s like trying to nail a jellyfish to the ceiling – the more I attempt to quieten the rumor mills of the media, the more gets released into the community, and this is not helping the GOP cause one iota!

                    The latest release is that Palin’s husband is half Eskimo – apparently there’s some tribe up there called Yu’piks or something and he's supposed to be descended from it. Now to avert calls of Race-Traitor from some more enthusiastic GOP members, I am thinking of spinning this with a suggestion that the mongol baby is an entirely normal Eskimo baby – this will avert any accusations that it is a curse from God, it will also help VP Palin’s denials that it is her daughter’s and will tie it closer to Mr Palin being the father. (Let's have no talk of incest here, though God alone knows what Eskimos get up to in those long dark nights!)

                    2. Forewarned is forearmed: - It is well-known that Mr Palin is heavily into snowmobile racing - another rumor from the demoncrat media is that this is (a) because it is a well-known part of the homer lifestyle (b) it keeps him away from the next VP (c ) his savage roots, in a sort of atavistic way, force him to do this – (God forefend that the next thing is that we will have photos of him eating candles and clubbing baby seals!). I’m sure you can come up with an answer to these smears yourselves.
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                      Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

                      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                      UPDATE: ARE OBAMA'S DAUGHTERS PREGNANT?
                      Are they Pregnant? They're neegroe!!!

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                        What's wrong with Sarah Palin's retard kid?

                        Why is Sarah Palin always talking about special needs children? What's wrong with her own children that she needs to project her deficient Alaskan geneology on the rest of America? How much of our hard earned tax dollars is she going to waste trying to teach retards to tie their shoes?
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                          Re: What's wrong with Sarah Palin's retard kid?

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Why is Sarah Palin always talking about special needs children? What's wrong with her own children that she needs to project her deficient Alaskan geneology on the rest of America? How much of our hard earned tax dollars is she going to waste trying to teach retards to tie their shoes?
                          I believe he has the Down's Syndrome. They say women her age are more likely to give birth to the retarded.

                          Teaching the retarded basic tasks actually could save tax dollars. Could they be trained to do menial or dangerous tasks, tasks that might endanger normal people. Like checking for gas in coal mines, or moving live electrical wires after storms, stuff like that.
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                            Re: What's wrong with Sarah Palin's retard kid?

                            I have to say that I'm surprised that she had the bad taste to have a mongoloid child.

                            And why make things worse by displaying it in public?
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                              Re: What's wrong with Sarah Palin's retard kid?

                              A friend told me that older women are more likely to have mongo children. I told him that once you have a retard, the odds are good that the next one is going to come out needing a short bus, too. Which one of us is right?
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