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  • The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread


  • #2
    Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread

    Technically, he's not touching the sign.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread

      "Space Flight Hardware"

      As a man that puts Jesus first above all else, he was just going along with the joke.

      Filthy atheists; always looking for a cheap shot to mock those of us that love Him.

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • #4
        Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread

        It's in quotes. Quotes can do anything to the English language. For example, when one puts the word wiretap in quotes, it ceases to refer "to tap a telephone or telegraph wire or cellular signal in order to get information," and instead becomes "broadly, surveillance and other activities."
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread

          "critical space hardware" aka a cheap big plastic bowl. Take the sign away and you find "made in China" written.
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          • #6
            Re: The "Damn it, Mike Pence, you had ONE job..." Thread

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            hateful atheist propaganda removed
            It's anti-Christian hatred like this that the American people said NO to when they elected Mike Pence to the 2nd highest office in the land. The Vice President can touch whatever he wants! He is the VICE PRESIDENT, not some nobody that has to follow rules. He MAKES rules, you follow them. If you want to make the rules, you become VP. Likewise if you want a mansion in NJ and access to beach after you close it down for everyone else, then you become Governor of NJ. That's how it works in America. Winners win, losers lose. Duh!
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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