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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 5013

    #1

    Sh*tdown the sh*thole

    It's a beautiful thing to see the government finally working as our Founding Fathers (white Christian males) intended. What do white Christian males want these days? They want less brown folks, lower taxes and less government.

    Done. Done. Done.

    After 8 years of Obama, it seemed the country was a long way from realizing this dream but in fact it only took 1 year. Just imagine how far we'll come after 7 more? #MakeAmericaShutAgain #BigWin
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Sh*tdown the sh*thole

    Amen. Our Dear President has been working tirelessly, between comforting various world leaders and improving his golf game, to make the Government work as efficiently as his private Businesses! Proof he's been working on this for months:

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
      An old soul
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 5013

      #3
      Re: Sh*tdown the sh*thole

      Thank you Sister. Yes it's important the President stay healthy with some R&R during this stressful time. The work never ends though. I've just read that the shutdown won't affect Special Counsel Mueller’s Russia investigation. That doesn't make sense - we need a REALLY GOOD shutdown that will be great for America.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • handmaiden
        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 11444

        #4
        Re: Sh*tdown the sh*thole

        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
        Thank you Sister. Yes it's important the President stay healthy with some R&R during this stressful time. The work never ends though. I've just read that the shutdown won't affect Special Counsel Mueller’s Russia investigation. That doesn't make sense - we need a REALLY GOOD shutdown that will be great for America.
        It won't? Then, what's the point? Even if the government saves money by stiffing people on their Social Security checks now, won't they have to shell out back payments later?


        Taking away healthcare for a few weeks might cull the population of criticially and chronically ill people who are a continual drain on our resources, and I don't think that their relatives can sue the government, can they? Now that I think about it, we need to change the law so that wrongfully convicted felons can't sue the government for big bucks anymore. If anything, the government should charge them for the free room and board they received which they really didn't have a right to since they weren't real criminals. Just think about the cost of the services they enjoyed under false pretenses.
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12741

          #5
          Re: Sh*tdown the sh*thole

          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
          It won't? Then, what's the point?

          Just think about the cost of the services they enjoyed under false pretenses.
          On Sundays in summer you will find thousands of people camping in National Park Service parks. They should be in church. The Government staffs Presidential Libraries. Really, with the exception of Nixon, Reagan and Bush II who cares about former Presidents? Shut down all those except the three Presidents that stood up for America.

          And, Old Faithful, the automatic shower head. Shut that park down and show people a movie of it. Does seeing it live make people better Christians? I think not.

          I read the Statue of Liberty is closed. Anyone can see the Statue of Liberty by just looking across from New Jersey. Besides, when the French gave it to us they should have included money to keep it open. They are really cheap jerks.


          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12981

            #6
            Re: Sh*tdown the sh*thole

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Amen. Our Dear President has been working tirelessly, between comforting various world leaders and improving his golf game, to make the Government work as efficiently as his private Businesses! Proof he's been working on this for months:

            I must say I'm confused by all this.


            One one hand, President Trump () says that the shutdown is a nice first anniversary gift from the democrats. Which nicely goes along with what Sister Mary posted - this is what he wanted, and this is what he got as his anniversary gift.


            On the other hand, the whole debacle heavily disrupted our Fearless Leader's busy golfing schedule - he has to stay in Washington just in case the Senate reaches some kind of agreement. Which is a real bummer.


            On the third hand, during the 2013 government shutdown, America's Bestest President blamed that illegal alien who lived in the White House, Obama:



            So which one is it? A nice anniversary gift, golfing schedule disruption, or the president's fault for not leading?

            I'm beginning to feel a headache. Politics is so confusing to me. I'm so glad we have President Trump () who can navigate these complex nuances so easily and smoothly. God bless his heart.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9384

              #7
              Re: Sh*tdown the sh*thole

              A rare gift indeed - all the Big Government tax and spend LIEberal socialist Democrats shut down the government. It reminds me of that old Uncle Remus story about Brer Rabbit and the briar patch - Trump is a genius.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                An old soul
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 5013

                #8
                Re: Sh*tdown the sh*thole

                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                A rare gift indeed - all the Big Government tax and spend LIEberal socialist Democrats shut down the government. It reminds me of that old Uncle Remus story about Brer Rabbit and the briar patch - Trump is a genius.
                It's a foolproof plan. All the Republicans have to do is threaten to break down the social fabric of society and rip the country apart and the Democrats come running to sign onto whatever they propose to do. Which, incidentally, is to break down the social fabric of society and rip the country apart. Check mate, Democrats.
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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