Where does the new Atheist Congress Lady Sacrifice Babies?

[Mary Etheldreda]

That's the question I notice no one is asking. When Vice President Mike Pence was forced to stand kissing-distance from Kyrsten Sinema without the protective presence of Mother to shield him from temptation, he was compelled to swear Sinema into Congress on a book of law rather than the Bible. Sinema proudly denies Christ, and His Divinity and Authority over her life. Furthermore, she's a Sexual Halfa (half of a homo, half of a normal), claiming she's just as happy sinning in the boudoir with a lady as with a man.

We know for a fact the Atheist Religion holds to Evolution as its Creation Story, and holds Homosexuality as the key to Redemption. Established rituals include roasting baby Christians on the BBQ (sometimes in the oven if it's just too cold outside). My question is, in all this so called tolerance and religious PC Gone Wild, where will Sinema sacrifice babies to get her power, and will it be in the Halls of Congress? Will my taxes be used to pay for the propane to fire up the grill?

What's next? Swearing in on the book, Our Bodies Our Selves? The Vagina Monologues? Necronomicon? Harry Potter's The Monster Book of Monsters? Where does it end?

O Come Lord Jesus!

[Basilissa]

Re: Where does the new Atheist Congress Lady Sacrifice Babies?

Verily, Sister, we live in troubling times.

I dunno what's worse - that atheist slut, or two Muslim women who have also been elected.

One of them started the day by calling our dear, beloved, fearless leader a motherf***er. Really disturbing, as our Godly President would never do that to his mother - his preference is in young ladies, not old hags. Calling him a daughterf***er, OK, that thesis would be possibly defensible, and Biblically acceptable as well! NOT a motherf***er, though.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Where does the new Atheist Congress Lady Sacrifice Babies?

The behavior of these new harlots in the distinguished House of Representatives is deplorable. President Trump always conducts himself in a statesman-like way. For example, he always wears a suit and tie. These woman should be ashamed of themselves.

The Muslim and the trans atheist should keep their religion and gender private and not display it like some badge of honor. The only acceptable public proclamation of religion is Christian.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Where does the new Atheist Congress Lady Sacrifice Babies?

That "mooselimb" woman on the right looks like she was taken off the set of the Star Trek TV series. No doubt the woman is a relative of Spock and a Vulcan (take that turban off and you'll find those pointy ears). The "sign" in her raised right hand looks a little like that Vulcan "live long and prosper" sign that Spock was famous for - but not quite. It's more like you'll live long and prosper only if you accept the teachings of some illiterate ranting lunatic used camel salesman from the seventh century.

Hellywood has been spewing this same "tolerance" and "multiculturalism" crap for decades, and if we've learned one thing it's that Vulcans, Klingons, and Romulans cause nothing but trouble - and should just stay on their own planets.

Like they used to say in those old Westerns - get those sheep out of here, this is cattle country.

One more reason for Trump to build the wall to keep the aliens out - this is Jesus country.