Iowa Needs Beto!

[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings Baptists in Iowa (and elsewhere in Babylon)!

Today I can proudly announce that I have joined the Beto for President Campaign. I am asking for all my Baptist friends to vote for him especially in the Iowa Democratic Caucus which will be happening soon. Early victories are especially important for Beto to build momentum which was lost because the white people stole the election from him when he graciously offered to represent El Paso which is in the State of New Mexico in the Senate of Washington. I myself intend to legally and ethically vote for him as often as possible and I have been making voter registrations to be able to participate in the election.

Babylon needs Beto because he seems to be the first honest white man. I know that many people will say yes Trevor but we have seen honest seeming white men before and they always lie and cheat the people of color. To them I say that we must have hope to have change. I am certain that Beto will put the white people of ICE in prison or at least deport them so they will stop deporting people of color like your good friend Trevor. Beto is the first white man to run for President who can ride a skateboard and he is fighting bigotry every day with the children. He also speaks the language of the people. I myself am careful not to use profanity around white people because it makes them uncomfortable and they will call the police but with other Black men I use the same language that Beto does. He speaks to me in my own language for better overstanding.

I wanted to commune with my white Baptist friends and let you all know of these momentous occurrences.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Greetings Baptists in Iowa (and elsewhere in Babylon)!

Hello Trevor!

Today I can proudly announce that I have joined the Beto for President Campaign.

That sounds like a splendid idea and I very much hope that your support will be every bit as as valuable and productive as your support for whoever it was you backed in 2016.


All the very best, dear, and good luck with your studies.
YiC
JL-V

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Is Beto a Christian? Is he a True Christian™ like President Trump? I think you are betting on the wrong horse.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Yeah, I'm sure the guy who just lost a senatorial campaign is the best guy to run for president. Second time's the charm, right?

I think we Trump supporters can confidently chant "Four more years!" If Beta-Male Rourke is the best you people can put forward.

[Basilissa]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Is Beto a Christian?

He's Irish with Latino nickname, so that makes him a True Catholic™ - pretty much the opposite of a True Christian™.

I think we Trump supporters can confidently chant "Four more years!" If Beta-Male Rourke is the best you people can put forward.

Well, what other choice do they have? Gaffe Biden, wooden stick Pocahontas, commie Bernie, butt-loving Butti-something, the son of Fidel Castro, or a black woman. In that crazy field of "people" (I use the term loosely, as women and non-white men are involved), Donald J. Trump () is the only Clear Choice!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Is Beto short for Beethoven? That would explain your support for him, since you doubtlessly believe the insane Afrocentric conspiracy theory that his namesake was black.

Which, to me, has always spoken to the deeply buried insecurity you people have about your music. If rap, soul, gospel, R&B, and all that... well, jazz, were really so brilliant, you wouldn't need to concoct bizarre hoaxes claiming white composers as your own.

I'm not saying it's all mindless jungle music. I still listen to old Motown records! Even Kanye West is a skilled craftsman of pop culture product (not to mention a Trump supporter — coincidence or not?). But can you admit that most of this stuff has a simplicity, a primitive quality to it that makes you feel a bit "inferior", especially when it's held up to the work of the European masters?

[Isabella White]

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Which, to me, has always spoken to the deeply buried insecurity you people have about your music. If rap, soul, gospel, R&B, and all that... well, jazz, were really so brilliant, you wouldn't need to concoct bizarre hoaxes claiming white composers as your own. But can you admit that most of this stuff has a simplicity, a primitive quality to it that makes you feel a bit "inferior", especially when it's held up to the work of the European masters?

Goodness me, Miss Templeton! You have, most certainly, hit the nail on the head here. I've never understood, really, why those nigras cannot simply sing a song the way in which it was written. Why do they feel this need to screech and holler and do anything other than follow the way that the piece was written? Is it too much to ask that they just follow the melody line without all of that butchering? You will see what I mean in the following clip (and for anybody with a darling kitty in the house, please ensure that she is not subjected to this horrid nonsense.)


Sincerely, Isabella W.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Is Beto short for Beethoven? That would explain your support for him, since you doubtlessly believe the insane Afrocentric conspiracy theory that his namesake was black.

Which, to me, has always spoken to the deeply buried insecurity you people have about your music. If rap, soul, gospel, R&B, and all that... well, jazz, were really so brilliant, you wouldn't need to concoct bizarre hoaxes claiming white composers as your own.

I'm not saying it's all mindless jungle music. I still listen to old Motown records! Even Kanye West is a skilled craftsman of pop culture product (not to mention a Trump supporter — coincidence or not?). But can you admit that most of this stuff has a simplicity, a primitive quality to it that makes you feel a bit "inferior", especially when it's held up to the work of the European masters?

A few years back we only had to deal with wiggers (whites that like to jive their asses), but it seems that these days the field is open to anyone that wants to "identify" as something else - assuming you can get away with it without being accused of "cultural appropriation".

Of course at the top of the list is Elizabeth "Gray Beaver" Warren as an injun, but "Beto" - you might call him a "wibeaner" (assuming he likes refried beans).

These days we're dealing with a new nemisis - the "Millennial Whoop", outlined in the video below. The orgins of which can be traced back to one of that nigra Prince's bands.

This "Millennial Whoop" is called a "hook" in music composition - sort of like those "ear worms" that people complain about (you can't get the sound out of your head). I submit that this is the sound of anal sex - being promoted by the pop music industry. For completeness I've included Yoko Ono's iconoclast oriential take on the subject.

Millennial Whoop

Yoko Ono (Vocal Piece for Soprano - MoMA)

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Greetings!

I am saddened by the many hurtful and hateful things that the white newspaper people say about Beto because he is a white man and not a Mexican man. He is a friend to People of Color and he regrets his whiteness which he has said many times. He will make a fine President and help lead Babylon out of the darkness. White people should stop making fun of him and understand that he will be in charge soon. He will be the fastest President Babylon has ever had especially when he is going downhill. The Republican Party is morally bankrupt and they cannot produce even one white man who can ride a skateboard and none of them have ever been a musician in a band. The Republicans only offer unqualified candidates with no natural rhythm especially Donald Trump who can neither sing nor dance.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Greetings!

White people should stop making fun of him

Jah Guide!
Trevor

I've finally figured out your biggest mistake here. It's the title of your thread, "Iowa Needs Beto!"

It should be, "Iowa Needs Jesus." Then we could discuss whether this Betonothing should be our next President.

Anyone who watches for signs or signals from God, storms, shootings, etc., can see what He wants. He wants not just a strong politician to lead our country, but a strong strong ruler. That person is not the effeminate Betonothing but Donald Trump.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Greetings Mr. Mayor and all of my white Baptist friends!

If Iowites would accept the wisdom of Jah Ras Tafari all would be well but I suppose that is too much to ask for. In the meantime there is a lot of corn in Iowa that is grown by the white people which is vitally needed in the motherland which is Africa. If the white people could send some of their corn to the Black people who need it and without charge then I believe that Jah would look favorably on Iowa and maybe the white people who live there.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Isabella White]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Greetings Mr. Mayor and all of my white Baptist friends!

If Iowites would accept the wisdom of Jah Ras Tafari all would be well but I suppose that is too much to ask for. In the meantime there is a lot of corn in Iowa that is grown by the white people which is vitally needed in the motherland which is Africa. If the white people could send some of their corn to the Black people who need it and without charge then I believe that Jah would look favorably on Iowa and maybe the white people who live there.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

Dear Mr. Rastafari: Might I please ask: who on God's great Earth is "Jah Ras Tafari"? I'm not asking for a long song and dance, -- just a simple answer will suffice. Something tells me you're dealing with some nonsensical false prophet/guru cult site, but I await your informative response. Thank you.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Mister I Man Rastafari, I don’t have a lot of contact with darkies where I live. They don’t tend to last long given how they disrespect the welcomes they receive from White Christians in my area and flee for whatever reason. As a darkie, do you make funny sounds when you fall down staircases? I’ve always been curious if that is true or not.

As for who you are supporting, Beta Rourke isn’t even Christian and has been disrespecting our current leader. I believe anyone who runs against Trump is doomed to hell if you remember Exodus 22:28. Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people. I’m saddened that people would support someone who doesn’t respect our current president.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Dear Mr. Rastafari: Might I please ask: who on God's great Earth is "Jah Ras Tafari"? I'm not asking for a long song and dance, -- just a simple answer will suffice. Something tells me you're dealing with some nonsensical false prophet/guru cult site, but I await your informative response. Thank you.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

Greetings Mrs. White

Jah is the name of Almighty God. He is Ras Tafari who was Haile Selassie who was the King of Ethiopia when he was involved in politics. His birth was foretold by the Prophet Marcus Garvey who was unjustly accused of crimes by white men though he was innocent. His Majesty no longer makes appearances in the secular world and he has retired to a remote monastery in the highlands of Ethiopia. He is everliving. Jah is my keeper. I have tried to be brief. I hope you find this enlightening.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Iowa Needs Beto!

Dear Mr. Rastafari: Might I please ask: who on God's great Earth is "Jah Ras Tafari"? I'm not asking for a long song and dance, -- just a simple answer will suffice. Something tells me you're dealing with some nonsensical false prophet/guru cult site, but I await your informative response. Thank you.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

Dear Sister White,


I believe this is the Ras Tafari they talk about:





They say he is everliving, but in reality he died of a marihuana overdose in 1982.


He confessed to be an ilegal alien (listen to "Jamaican in New York", where he confesses this) and under the influence of hard drugs like the aforementioned marihuana he killed a cop ("I shot the Sheriff", he said) Although they say this are only "songs" I don't hear any rhythm there, only a talking guy and some background noise.


I suspect he also liked to hit women ("No women no cry" is about this) And he offended God by claiming to praise the Lord while trying to get everybody together ("Let's get together and feel all right" in "One love", which is about a big orgy) God clearly wants to separate His people from the rest, and this guy wanted everyone together.


I suggest you to stay away from this Jah and his followers, a bunch of nigro democrats wanting to live from our work while doing nothing.