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  • Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

    I couldn't help but notice the very minor event a month ago that a Presidential candidate had a heart attack on the campaign trail. Call me cynical, but if the oldest candidate ever in history has a heart attack then I think it's fair to say the election's over for him. Maybe next time, eh Bernie? Chin up.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

    Greetings!

    I myself have endorsed Senator Bernie Sanders in the upcoming Presidential election campaign due to the fact that Beto has unfortunately been forced out of the contest. I must say that Senator Bernie is a fine man even though he is an old white man and in his defense I must point out that he is an old Jewish man and I am uncertain if he is actually technically a white man for that reason. Bernie is often the butt of cruel jokes concerning his career before he was called to politics- namely that he has not ever had a job except for his jobs working for the people but I can tell you that it is his heart condition which has kept him from working. There is no danger to Senator Bernie Sanders from heart attacks because he has had an average of one heart attack per month for the last 90 years and he has never died from one yet. This information is widely known to those of us involved in his campaign but not to the general public.

    I can tell you that Senator Bernie Sanders is well fit to be the President of Babylon and he is a friend to the Black man. I hope all of my Baptist friends will join me in voting for my friend Bernie as often as possible.

    Jah Guide!
    Trevor
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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      Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

      Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
      I couldn't help but notice the very minor event a month ago that a Presidential candidate had a heart attack on the campaign trail. Call me cynical, but if the oldest candidate ever in history has a heart attack then I think it's fair to say the election's over for him. Maybe next time, eh Bernie? Chin up.
      My theory is that the man is already dead and has been revived - not the Jesus way, but as some sort of a mummified cyborg. They keep propping him up because he's the granddaddy of all of so-called "progressives," and they would all start crying if it was known he was dead.

      Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
      Greetings!
      Bernie is often the butt of cruel jokes concerning his career before he was called to politics- namely that he has not ever had a job
      The man's a socialist. He thinks all people should receive what they need regardless of what they do. Why should he ever want to work?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

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      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
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        Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?
        Luke 21
        25-29a
        There shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; men's hearts failing them for fear and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken. And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh. And he spake to them a parable

        29b-32 Behold the fig tree, and all the trees; when they now shoot forth, ye see and know of your own selves that summer is now nigh at hand. So likewise ye, when ye see these things come to pass, know ye that the kingdom of God is nigh at hand. Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.

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          Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          The man's a socialist. He thinks all people should receive what they need regardless of what they do. Why should he ever want to work?
          He's not a socialist, he's a full on hard-left Marxist. Comrade Bernie wants to abolish private property and send everyone above the poverty line to gulags.




          The Trumps must not share the fate of the Romanovs!


          Wouldn't that be awful?
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post


            Greetings!


            As you can see Senator Bernie Sanders is supported by a vast cross section of the people of Babylon. There is a white nationalist in his cowboy hat like the one John Wayne used to wear and there are other Black men and white people too. There are even two dwarves in the foreground of the picture holding signs. I hope Senator Bernie Sanders brings dwarf tossing back to Babylon. We have those shows in Jamaica which is my home all the time and they are such fun.


            Jah Guide!
            Trevor
            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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              Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari
              Greetings! As you can see Senator Bernie Sanders is supported by a vast cross section of the people of Babylon. There is a white nationalist in his cowboy hat like the one John Wayne used to wear and there are other Black men and white people too. There are even two dwarves in the foreground of the picture holding signs. I hope Senator Bernie Sanders brings dwarf tossing back to Babylon. We have those shows in Jamaica which is my home all the time and they are such fun. Jah Guide! Trevor
              I mon natty dread. I mon Rastafari. I am Trevor from Tivoli Gardens in Kingston. I am here in Babylon for a time.
              I have followed your posts with interest and when it seemed appropriate extended a hand of friendship. You have always been polite(ish) and replied to queries (not only from me) which suggests you're drawing nearer to God, at least near enough to hear Him calling. That is to say, if you were listening.

              Now it's a bit confusing for me. If Jamaica is your home all the time, how can you be simultaneously in Iraq and studying at an occidental university? Unless there's three of you I suppose.

              However there's only one Bernie Sanders, namely the one having heart attacks on his presidential campaign trail. In the last posted Scripture FEAR was mentioned by God as a likely cause. If we were talking about The Queen Mother keeling over at 102 after a medicinal tipple snoozing at home, fear is unlikely to be involved. Other events in her life would have been much more stressful. The wretch Sanders on the other hand was seeking to take over the rudder of a ship sailing straight ahead towards European climes where heretics are in full command of whatever passes for government there: none of them can agree on anything & they have nukes.

              Fear would something to consider.

              You mentioned a cowboy hat. Perhaps you watch (or have seen) westerns? It's worth commenting that the cowboy hat is in fact a black hat.
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                Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                Greetings!

                There is a white nationalist in his cowboy hat like the one John Wayne used to wear
                Jah Guide!
                Trevor
                You could help Bernie a lot by having him wear a cowboy hat. This one is only about $50. Maybe Bernie could also carry a pack of Marlboros in his shirt pocket.

                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  Maybe Bernie could also carry a pack of Marlboros in his shirt pocket.
                  That would require a see-through shirt wouldn't it? So you could see what was in his pocket? I've included a more "with it" hair style to complete the look.
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                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    That would require a see-through shirt wouldn't it? So you could see what was in his pocket? I've included a more "with it" hair style to complete the look.
                    Sister Mitza--That look fits Bernie perfectly. I hope Kevin passes it along to Bernie's hair and wardrobe staff.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

                      Bernie is going to win this...

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                        Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

                        Originally posted by PeterKrackpot View Post
                        Bernie is going to win this...
                        Dear Mr. Krackpot: Does this look like someone who is in any shape to become the President of our beloved ? Bernie will be lucky if he wins the wheelchair race to get to the favorite place in the sun-room of the hospital.

                        Sincerely, Isabella W.
                        (Mrs.) Isabella White

                        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

                          I would say Bernie faked his 'heart attack' to gain attention, like those Illuminate puppets have done many times in the past. If he or Joe wins the election then America is dead. We must avoid this to happen. If it happens, then all chances are gone. May those Socialist devils rott in hell. I have no mercy on them.

                          Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee?
                          and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                          22 I hate them with perfect hatred:
                          I count them mine enemies.






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                            Re: Are we allowed to talk about Bernie's heart attack?

                            Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
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                            A wheelchair without a commie is like a bicycle without a fish [allegedly (-ed.)]

                            Is that one? They like slogans, don't they.
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                              I hate Bernie Sanders. And the Bible tells us that we are supposed to HATE him.

                              Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee?
                              and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                              22 I hate them with perfect hatred:
                              I count them mine enemies. Psalm 139:21-22

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