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  • Trump to win 2020

    Brothers rejoice, I have seen the light. He came to me in an Uber in a vision and whispered in my ear: Trump to win 2020.

    I've been slightly binge-watching cable news for the past oh 21 hours so I'm fully on the ball as to the facts going on at the NATO conference. My source tells me that Donald Trump, while representing the American people, was sniggered at in a secret recording by some snobby foreign bitches in their fancy English language.

    Enraged by seeing this, Trump immediately left the conference, leaving the little boys lost in the big kids playground. Uh oh where did papa go? It's not funny, come back - please come back.

    Well news for the weenies. Trump's come to clean your swamp, step in line. America will consider your applications individually and on merit. And we speak American around here now.

    Meanwhile back home...
    He said it was a “disgrace” that the hearing was taking place “on a day like this where we’re in England and some of the most powerful countries in the world are having very important NATO meetings.” After calling Democrats “unpatriotic,” Mr. Trump also questioned whether Democrats “loved our country.”

    “The world is laughing at us,”
    Democrats are laughing at us.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    Re: Trump to win 2020

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    My source tells me that Donald Trump, while representing the American people, was sniggered at in a secret recording by some snobby foreign bitches in their fancy English language.
    This is a clear sign that wants to nuke France, England, and Canada.





    EDIT: I apologize for this somewhat oversized image, but it's the only one I could find that simultaneously shows what was said and the reaction of our beloved President. His heroic stoicism is, well, heroic.
    Last edited by Basilissa; 12-05-2019, 12:37 AM. Reason: Ups
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    • #3
      Re: Trump to win 2020

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      This is a clear sign that wants to nuke France, England, and Canada.





      EDIT: I apologize for this somewhat oversized image, but it's the only one I could find that simultaneously shows what was said and the reaction of our beloved President. His heroic stoicism is, well, heroic.
      Oh, this is so correct, dear Sister Basilissa! I saw this on the news earlier today. And we must not forget that Holland has a hand in this, too, since their Prime Minister is in the photo. And England will surely pay a very great price, what with their Prime Minister on the right, and Princess Anne on the left. As for Canada, well, what else would we expect from a Prime Minister who attends those homersexualistic pervert parades?

      A blessed evening to you, Dear,
      Sincerely, Isabella W.

      (Mrs.) Isabella White

      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        Should be fun to see what happens to Boris Johnson since, at the same time Trudeau owned up to saying it, Boris blurted out no we weren't. Ooops! A real trustworthy friend there.

        Dear Basilissa, the photo is perfectly proportioned thank you.
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          Re: Trump to win 2020

          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          Should be fun to see what happens to Boris Johnson since, at the same time Trudeau owned up to saying it, Boris blurted out no we weren't. Ooops! A real trustworthy friend there.
          Much as I hate to quote myself (and apologies for replying to every thread today, I'm back at work on Monday so it should calm down by then), the news today reports that the UK thinks the US is "failing" to give them proper warning when launching attacks on their enemies. Really? Failing? Great use of English there. Mr. Trump will get back to you as soon as possible, after receiving a completed application, $10B rebate and a groveling apology.

          US failing to give UK warning of military strikes, says senior MP
          Dominic Raab calls for calm as Tom Tugendhat says allies should not surprise each other
          ...
          The UK was not informed in advance of the US airstrike that killed Iran’s top general, it has been claimed, as the British government scrambled to protect its interests in the Middle East in the wake of the attack.
          ...
          It has been reported that Boris Johnson, who has been celebrating the new year on the private Caribbean island of Mustique, was unaware that the attack was due. The prime minister made no immediate comment.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • #6
            Re: Trump to win 2020

            I followed the stock prices of companies who make military supplies. They are soaring.

            So many people I know own these stocks it makes me think Trump is headed for an easy reelection. None of the Democrats running will help Americans in this way. The voting public knows a good thing when they see it.

            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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