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  • Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

    To hear the LIEberal MSM tell it, this past week we were on the brink of WWIII, and only one man stood up to defend Christian civilization and keep us all from having to bow to Mecca five times a day - Donald Trump.

    And where were our neighbors to the North - not a sound, or offer to help. Maybe just sending some of their maple syrup to our soldiers for their breakfast pancakes would be a nice gesture, but not a word.

    After it was all over, useless soy boy Justin Trudeau emerges from a "vacation" with a "new" beard and the MSM is fawning all over him. No comment yet from Trudeau, but one wonders if he has a new personal pronoun - like "Ayatollah". Does that pensive look on his face indicate that something has finally filled the vacuum between his ears? Is he trying to look like Jesus? Will Trudeau now commission a statue similar to the Rodin to cement his legacy?

    Just shave the damn thing off Justin, and dress up in black face again - you will remind the MSM of Obama. Just about anyone that has made any money or made a name for themselves have left your poor excuse for a country.

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    Don’t pretend you don’t care about Justin Trudeau’s new beard
    By Emma Teitel - National Columnist
    Wed., Jan. 8, 2020

    Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has a beard and a lot of people want you to know that they don’t care. They don’t care about our leader’s seeming attempt to rebrand from blackface guy to bearded guy because, they say, there are more important things happening in the world.

    This week Adam Scotti, the prime minister’s official photographer, posted a photo of Trudeau to Instagram in which the PM appears deep in thought, holding his interlaced hands up to his mouth; a mouth newly framed by a salt-and-pepper beard.

    Media was quick to pick up on Scotti’s photo. Global News posed the question: “What do you think of Trudeau’s new beard?” Reuters ran the headline: “Canada’s Trudeau makes waves online with new beard.” And Sarah Berman at Vice published an entertaining, comprehensive piece about why Trudeau might have chosen to grow out his facial hair. Is it because he’s just returned from a vacation in Costa Rica where he may have “opted out of a few morning shaves?” Or, Berman wonders, is it the sign of a possibly “changed man,” a PM longing to be taken seriously?

    We don’t know. What we do know is that some people are really peeved that journalists are asking these questions in the first place.

    Conservative MP Michelle Rempel Garner expressed her displeasure on Twitter this week, calling out Global News and mainstream media more generally for pushing the beard narrative, when serious events are unfolding overseas.

    Sen. Denise Batters of Saskatchewan was no less vexed. “After a 17 day holiday, it is telling that the only news coming out of Prime Minister Trudeau’s first day of work is a beard,” she tweeted Monday. Even Ed the Sock, not usually on the same page as Conservatives, chimed in to chide the media.

    “Trudeau grew a beard,” he tweeted on Tuesday. “This dominates headlines. Dear newsmedia: THERE ARE REAL STORIES OUT THERE THAT AFFECT PEOPLE’S LIVES — FIND ONE AND WRITE ABOUT IT! *THAT’S* YOUR RESPONSIBILITY, NOT REPORTING ON FACIAL HAIR!”

    It’s strange: you’d think if anyone understood the value of adding a bit of levity to the news cycle, it would be a broadcaster who works as a sock puppet. But these are strange times. And this is Canada: a country that’s always been square when it comes to injecting politics with a dose of superficial fun. Remember when Justin Trudeau posed for Vogue in 2015? You’d think he had stolen an election Canadians were so outraged.

    Americans, on the other hand, have no issue discussing their leaders’ hairdos, whether those do’s belong to Republicans or Democrats. Long before he took office, U.S. President Donald’s Trump’s unruly coif had a mind and a news cycle of its own.

    So did Barack Obama’s. During his presidency, Obama’s greying hair was a frequent topic in the press. In 2009, The New York Times ran a piece called “Stress already taking toll on Obama — just ask his barber.”

    Reporter Helene Cooper writes: “Well, that didn’t take long. Just 44 days into the job, and President Barack Obama is going grey.”

    We’re barely ten days into 2020 and Canadians are going grey trying to prove they’re too proud to read about the PM’s facial hair. But if critics like Rempel Garner and Batters were genuinely focused on important issues, they’d talk and tweet solely about important issues.

    However, rather than highlight the overwhelming majority of Canadian news that deals with such issues they chose to boost and bemoan a few stories about the PM’s beard.

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    Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

    Oh dear oh dear oh dear. He's just moanin' for a dronin', isn't he? I don't know what he thinks he looks like, but the overall effect is of a bullied geography teacher hiding in the staff room at a secondary school in one of the rougher areas of Des Moines.

    If you're going to grow a beard, Justine, then grow a Real Man's beard like Brother Cranky. As things stand, you look like one of David's servants after Hanun had a go at them (2 Samuel 10:3-4). Or Ricky Gervais.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • #3
      Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

      God hates Canada with a fiery passion. That is why He keeps the place frozen most of the time. I have been told that the plumbing doesn't work well in Canada during their annual ice age, so the Canadites, who are filled with vile, foamy beer year round just open the door and pee out the door when they want to make room for more beer. The beer pee mixes with all the icebergs and snow banks until spring, when it all melts at the same time and that is why Canada smells like a urinal. This is anathema to the Lord.


      Just yesterday, God struck down an airliner in Iran, which He also despises. There were many choices but I note that the jet He chose was almost half filled with Canadians. A coincidence? I think not.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
        God hates Canada with a fiery passion. That is why He keeps the place frozen most of the time. I have been told that the plumbing doesn't work well in Canada during their annual ice age, so the Canadites, who are filled with vile, foamy beer year round just open the door and pee out the door when they want to make room for more beer. The beer pee mixes with all the icebergs and snow banks until spring, when it all melts at the same time and that is why Canada smells like a urinal. This is anathema to the Lord.

        Just yesterday, God struck down an airliner in Iran, which He also despises. There were many choices but I note that the jet He chose was almost half filled with Canadians. A coincidence? I think not.
        Goodness gracious, dear Brother Moss! While I never (well, almost never) comment on personal, delicate issues, such as those related to bathroom activity, I must say that from I've heard, you are so correct here. My sister (Agatha) used to live in Toronto, Canada, and she said it's just common knowledge that those "Canucks" think nothing of going "out back". You see, Dear, they claim that they do not own the beer. They just rent it, so that explains their giving it back to the great outdoors. And, don't you find it strange that a nation of LIE-beral, tree-hugging, Trump-hating environMENTALists would do that sort of thing to Mother Nature?

        As for the incident with the plane crashing, well, that is most unfortunate, but I have a feeling that many of the Canadians onboard were of the homersexualistic movement. It would not surprise me if many had blasphemed the earlier that day, such as by praising that homer-loving Trudeau twit for one thing or another.

        A blessed day to you, Dear,
        Sincerely, Isabella W.
        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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          Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

          Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
          My sister (Agatha) used to live in Toronto, Canada ....
          Oh my goodness, poor soul! But could you ask her a question, just to satisfy my curiosity? Does anyone know who Justin's father was?
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
            Oh my goodness, poor soul! But could you ask her a question, just to satisfy my curiosity? Does anyone know who Justin's father was?
            Oh, yes, dear Sister Joanna -- I thought much the same thing when Agatha lived up in that Canadian block of ice. I was ever so happy when she decided to move back to our blessed upon her retirement. I was always worried about her up there. One never knows when a wayward moose might go on a rampage.

            Well, I've just had a little chit-chat with Aggie, and we've certainly covered a lot of ground regarding this Trudeau chap. Your question reminded me of a visit that I made to visit Aggie many years ago, around the early 80s. As we were exiting one of the Toronto shops, a newspaper box was on the corner, with the daily paper displayed in the case. The headline? It was about Margaret Trudeau, claiming that she had done every drug available. And wouldn't you know that I happen to have found a bit of the article online:

            "In an except from her biography published in the Toronto Star, Mrs. Trudeau also discussed a drug-filled relationship with a rock musician, Tom Sullivan, whose appeal was his 'extreme youth'. In the follow-up to an earlier book about her escapades, Mrs. Trudeau said she left Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau in 1977 after choosing 'independence over marital vows'. As a rock musician he was offering me a glimpse of another culture, one laced with drugs and sex,' wrote the woman who ended Trudeau's bachelorhood in 1971, when he was 51."

            And, the article goes on to mention an affair with a Mr. Jack Nicholson, and also associating with members of that devil's music band, the Rolling Stones.

            Margaret Trudeau, the Canadian prime minister's estranged wife, said today in her new book that Jack Nicholson was the 'first real rival' to her husband but...


            Now, then, with all of this in mind, Aggie and I agree that it's very possible (and highly probable) that Margaret may not know the identity of the father of her son, the current Prime Minister. Who knows who she was with during those wild times? Being addled out of her mind may have meant ending up in some strange, and very sinful, situations. It would not surprise me if Justin's father is actually that Rick Jagger fellow! I mean, as you shall see in the attached photo, she does look like quite the party girl, does she not? Good heavens, I would think that baking cookies is the last thing on her mind here!

            A blessed day to you, Dear,
            Sincerely, Isabella W.

            (Mrs.) Isabella White

            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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              Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

              Thank you, Sister - and please give my very best regards to Aggie. It occurs to me that I may have asked the wrong question here. Given the - er - unusual shape of Justin's nose, could it be that poor Margaret, in her addled condition, never knew the identity of the child's mother?
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                Thank you, Sister - and please give my very best regards to Aggie. It occurs to me that I may have asked the wrong question here. Given the - er - unusual shape of Justin's nose, could it be that poor Margaret, in her addled condition, never knew the identity of the child's mother?
                Oh, my heavenly stars, dear Sister Joanna! You know, I think you are onto something here. Given Margaret's wild activities away from home, we don't know what Pierre was getting himself into, do we? I do recall, as Aggie and I have discussed, that he was seeing some celebrity girlfriends, such as that classical music guitarist, Leona Boyd. But, the most famous of any of these harlots starlets was that Streisand woman. I'm attaching a few photos -- am I the only one who thinks it's possible that she is the real mother of Justin? I mean, look at the shape of their noses -- almost identical! And both have dark hair, so there's another clue. Goodness, it certainly is something to consider, is it not?

                A blessed evening to you, Dear,
                Sincerely, Isabella W.


                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

                  I don't know about his lineage, but one thing is clear: he looked way cuter without the beard!
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                    Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    I don't know about his lineage, but one thing is clear: he looked way cuter without the beard!
                    Perhaps, Sister, if that swarthy look is to your taste. But tell us, how are your wedding plans progressing?
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Justin Trudeau - Bearded Wonder

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      I don't know about his lineage, but one thing is clear: he looked way cuter without the beard!
                      Oh, yes, I do think you are right here, dear Sister Basilissa. But I think it is obvious that the Prime Minister of Canuckistan is trying to look a bit more masculine, especially after he pranced the summer away, wearing his pink shirt at those Gay Pride Shame parades. And, another reason for the beard is to put on a "Mr. Tough Guy" image when talking to our President Trump, as if that will have any effect except for sending our President into fits of uncontrollable laughter!

                      Now, I have a very strong suspicion about who is to blame for Trudeau wearing a beard. And it's none other than Prince I-Can't-Get-in-the-News-Enough Harry!

                      A blessed evening to you, Dear,
                      Sincerely, Isabella W.
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                      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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