Did President Trump Pay Someone to Take His Cognitive Test?

[WWJDnow]

I don't know the circumstances of the administration of this test, but it would be perfectly sensible for the President to hire a Jew to take all of his tests for him. Given the manifest competence, intelligence, and stability of Donald Trump, everybody knows that the President doesn't need to take a mental exam. So, given that he has several important matters on his desk--firing inspectors general, suppressing minority protests in American cities, and protecting our Confederate flag, the President should not be wasting time taking these silly tests.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Did President Trump Pay Someone to Take His Cognitive Test?

I don't know, Brother Dnow, but do you seriously think that a Joo - Jared, for example - could have aced such a very demanding test? I mean, I can see that a Hebraic might have done well on the counting - that's their specialist subject. But could they remember five totally unrelated words, or distinguish an elephant from a banana, or whatever? Do they even know what day it is in the American calendar? Or are they still operating on Desert Time?

I absolutely agree that the President should be spared such time-wasting nonsense, but can he rely on anyone else to perform to his extraordinarily high standards? We are fortunate that he is tireless in his dedication to maintaining the morale of the American people.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Did President Trump Pay Someone to Take His Cognitive Test?

I think the President should get a PhD for passing this test. Then he can be as smart as Angela Merkel, who got her PhD in quantum chemistry.

[Basilissa]

Re: Did President Trump Pay Someone to Take His Cognitive Test?

I think the President should get a PhD for passing this test. Then he can be as smart as Angela Merkel, who got her PhD in quantum chemistry.

In whaaaat?! Do the scientists think we're so dumb not to notice how phony and made up their disciplines sound?!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Did President Trump Pay Someone to Take His Cognitive Test?

In whaaaat?! Do the scientists think we're so dumb not to notice how phony and made up their disciplines sound?!

Merkle's degree in "Quantum Chemistry" sounds like "Chemistry in Space Ships." Those pointy headed professors sure know how make up funny sounding degrees.

[Isabella White]

Re: Did President Trump Pay Someone to Take His Cognitive Test?

So, given that he has several important matters on his desk--firing inspectors general, suppressing minority protests in American cities, and protecting our Confederate flag, the President should not be wasting time taking these silly tests.

Oh, my goodness -- you have said this all so very clearly, Dear, and for that, I do give you my heartfelt thanks. Our -sent President Trump is far too busy to bother with ridiculous, time-wasting exercises! And, none of it is necessary, in the first place. As most of us know, President Trump has informed the world that he is a very stable genius. Is that so hard for the Demonrats to understand? What more needs to be said?

Now, as far as that cognitive test is concerned, I have heard of reports from the fake news LIE-beral media, where they've made fun of President Trump for correctly identifying a photo of an elephant. Well! What they are ignoring is that while that might not be a terribly hard test, what if the elephant had been wearing a disguise? We don't really know which photo was used in the test, do we?

It makes my blood boil when that Clinton News Network crowd puts out insulting photos and cartoons to make fun of this great President. I'll enclose a couple of examples for you to consider, and you shall see why I feel this way.