Rudy Giuliani Did Not Masturbate in Borat

[WWJDnow]

The liberal media is claiming that America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, reached into his pants and began masturbating to Borat's daughter in the new film. I haven't seen the movie (nor will I), but I have it on good authority that Giuliani hasn't had an erection since the late 1980s. There is, therefore, no reason to believe that he would have had to start greasing his tallywhacker just because he was lying on his bed in a hotel room while alone with a young woman and with his hand down his trousers.

The truth of the matter is that the woman in question had an Eastern European accent, so Giuliani was just checking to see whether she slipped a flash drive with files from Hunter Biden's computer into his boxers.

I bet that Donald Trump regrets naming his son after that loser Jew Sasha Baron Cohen now. Perhaps Barron could change his name to something more distinguished, like Vladimir or Jong-Un.

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

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The liberal media is using this Fake News to distractify the voting public from the real masturbation scandal: Jeffrey Tubin’, the Trump-hating “legal analyst” on CNN, choking his bat like a young Lou Piniella on one of them web cams during a zoom meeting with his coworkers!

Rudolph Giuliani is a man of integrity and wholesome values, but even if, IF he was considering having sexual relations with that young woman, he was doing it in the privacy of a hotel room.

Jeffrey Tubin’, by contrastification, exposed his erect phallus to 30 people and he was probably having neauseatious web cam sex with another man.

So them liberals would have us believe that private sex between a man and a woman is somehow perverse, but a disgusting liberal masturbating in front of his coworkers, while having gay homosexual web cam sex, is somehow no big deal.

[Phil Ander]

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With some trepidation I have viewed the movie. As far as I can tell Rudy did not spill any seed. No Biblical laws were broken. Move on.

Phil

[Isabella White]

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Oh, this is just such a distasteful topic and, normally, I would not comment on such things, because, well, it's just not appropriate, nor is it befitting of a lady to do so. But, this time, I must speak up, and I am here to inform all that this is nothing other than a bunch of nonsense -- orchestrated by the LIE-beral, FAKE NEWS MEDIA. No surprise there!

Why, even the man in that movie, Mr. Borat, has come forward to defend dear Mr. Giuliani. As Mr. Borat describes, nothing happened that was of an icky nature, so people can stop trying to conjure up trouble. And, if various persons (such as those on that Clinton News Network) try to suggest otherwise, then there will be legal proceedings to consider, as Mr. Borat warns! Here is the quote, and the link to Mr. Borat's statement, where he very kindly defends Mr. Giuliani:

BORAT: “I here to defend America’s mayor, Rudolph Giuliani. What was an innocent sexy-time encounter between a consenting man and my 15-year-old daughter have been turned into something disgusting by fake news media. I warn you, anyone else try this and Rudolph will not hesitate to reach into his legal briefs and whip out his subpenis.”

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/10/22/1988790/-Borat-issues-statement-defending-Rudy-Giuliani?utm_campaign=trending

[Martha Chump]

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Did anyone notice it was this young lady in the video who made the lewd passes, coerced him into the bedroom for alcoholic beverages, and removed his protective gear in case he needed help?

It's plain to me who the real predator of this story is and it's not a poor, helpless man like Mr. Giuliani.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Lest we forget due to The Donald's shrewd political usage of 'useful idiots,' Giuliani is a liberal Eye-talian Catlick drag queen and abortionist. That RINO might as well be a Democrat. He's going to Hell and I wouldn't put any perversions past him.

[Isabella White]

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Giuliani is a liberal Eye-talian Catlick drag queen and abortionist. That RINO might as well be a Democrat. He's going to Hell and I wouldn't put any perversions past him.

Oh, goodness gracious, I had forgotten about Mr. Giuliani's "dress up" days, but now that you've reminded us, dear Brother Lukes, I do recall when this was in the news. I so hope Mr. Giuliani will realize how sinful his actions have been, and how he has offended the terribly.

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the thy ."

I've found the clip that shows how the former Mayor of New York used to prance around the department stores, wearing women's clothing -- unashamedly -- and luring unsuspecting, polite, conservative gentleman into enticing situations, such as you shall see here:

[WWJDnow]

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Say what you will about the morality of it all, you have to admit, Rudy Giuliani is one fine looking woman.

Thankfully, as Sister Isabella noted, Sasha Baron Cohen has come out in support of Mayor Giuliani, so I apologize for calling him a loser Jew. He's still a Hellbound Jew, but not a loser. Here's the clip inline for those who are philosophically opposed to clicking a Daily Kos link:

[Basilissa]

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Thankfully, as Sister Isabella noted, Sasha Baron Cohen has come out in support of Mayor Giuliani, so I apologize for calling him a loser Jew. He's still a Hellbound Jew, but not a loser.

Jew? But, isn't he from Kazakhstan or Kyrgyzstan or another one of these alphabet soup "nations" that sprouted out of the USSR cadaver?